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"Diana Ramsey: All-American Libtard"
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Follow Alex Winter. We got half of Wyld Stallions on our side. That means we're unstoppable. Thank you Alex for always being a good person and for being a damn fine performer. Follow Alex Winter. This is the resistance.

Sirhan Sirhan shot the wrong Bobby Kennedy. #RFK #RFKJR #HeroinAddict #Idiot #WrongKennedyDied

As long as "Cigarettes After Sex" and Hozier keep making music, I don't ever need to have sex again. Their music is all the satisfaction I'll ever need. #CigarettesAfterSex #Hozier

Well.....no matter how bad it is in America right now, at least Pope Francis might die. #Pope #PopeFrancis #IWillProbablyLoseFollowersWithThisPost

I'm team Goofus. #Goofus #FuckGallant

For the win.

Having these Robots advertising "Fallout" is peak dystopian shit. #WestHollywood #Fallout #KillTheRobots #IKickedThisOne

One thing I’ve noticed about seeing a movie in the theater, is that people universally hate Maria Menounos.

Walking underneath the Santa Monica Pier should be a ride at Disneyland. "Pirates of the Pier", and it's just the worst musicians in the World handing you CD's aggressively. #SantaMonica #SantaMonicaPier #FeedMeTacos #WhoEatsAtBubbaGumpShrimp?

We have sticker sheets and individual stickers available! Get out there and let people know whose fault these high prices are. The work starts now! www.etsy.com/shop/FedUpStudio

Pride better be a literal fucking riot this year. Bricks, molotov cocktails and rage. Burn down the very institutions that benefit from our erasure. Pride should be an all-out riot this year. #Pride #Stonewall #TransPeopleExist #FuckTrump

When Lauren Boebert takes me to go see "Captain America: Brave New World":

"Keep Portland Weird." Maybe instead of focusing on that, maybe settle for a city where hobos don't shit on the sidewalks? But I guess staying weird involves looking like Times Square in 1977 at all times. #PortlandSucks

More Fishbone, less Phish. #PhishSucks

Hollywood Improv. I had never set foot in this sacred ground before yesterday. I signed up for the lotto Open Mic. I pulled the "bullet." I went up there, kicked ass and lit the fuse on what was a HOT MIC!!! Unreal. #Comedy #StandupComedy #HollywoodImprov #Hollywood

G.I. Joe Logic: If knowing is half the battle, the other half is probably overlooking genocide in the name of colonialism. Yo Joe! #KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

The Opening Ceremony for the #TransAnarchyOlympics will take place in L.A. outside of "Actor" James Woods house. The torch lighting ceremony will be us setting his house on fire. He certainly won't lose any acting awards in the blaze. #JamesWoods #Scumbag

Event #3 in Diana Ramsey's "Trans Anarchy Olympics" will be: "Hit Nancy Mace in the Face with a Concrete Milkshake." Points for style, distance, arc of throw and how loud you yell "Tranny Tranny Tranny" at her while throwing milkshake. #TransAnarchyOlympics #NancyMace #HitHerinTheFaceMace

I was going to quit doing standup comedy. I figured there was no place for me in it anymore. I was wrong. So I'm not stopping until I'm dead. Because I'm fucking funny. I know it. I want others to know it. I want to make bigots uncomfortable. I want to be loud, be anarchic and disruptive.

Next Event in what I am calling "The Trans Anarchy Olympics" will be: "Give Ben Shapiro's Wife an Orgasm." #TransAnarchyOlympics #BenShapiro #SaharaDesert #BoneDry #BenShapiroHasaMicropenis

If Trans Women aren't allowed in Sports, I'm making up new ones we can participate in. The first one is called "Elon Musk Piss Facing" and it's just a bunch of Trans Women peeing on pictures of Elon Musk's stupid face. Points for color, power of stream and distance. #ElonMuskPissFace

I'm whatever sexuality this is:

They've gotten so expensive that we can't even call closeted Trans people "Eggs" anymore. #Eggs

Wait, that kid got fired for racist comments? That's great. Finally some freaking accountability. But..... I thought that's why Elon would've hired him in the first place. Cause he was a little racist twerp. Imagine getting fired for the exact thing you were hired for.

Forgot I owned this amazing hat I bought down in L.A. back in April of 2023. I bought it because I always felt like Player 2. Like Luigi being picked on by Mario. I like the Underdog. I like the Luigi. I wonder if I get different looks wearing this on the Amtrak train to Los Angeles today?

Can we like hold off on destroying the planet until that "Fantastic Four" movie comes out in July? We can't end humanity with four terrible adaptations, this one looks like it might actually be good. #FantasticFour #FirstSteps #MCU

"It's gonna be great for the Palestinians, we'll build them something real nice. Like one of my resorts. Have you seen Mar-A-Lago? It was a dump when I bought it. Very sad. We're going to build the Gazanians a Mar-A-Lago. It'll be beautiful. Biggest ever." #Trump #WhatintheFuck