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dianaurban.bsky.social
Bestselling, award-winning author (she/her) 📚 UNDER THE SURFACE 📚 ALL YOUR TWISTED SECRETS 📚 LYING IN THE DEEP 🎮 Freelance video game writer
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If nothing else, I'm having so much fun writing this book. Like, let the record show that even though everything feels DIRE AF and this industry is BLERGHH, the actual part I can control—THE WRITING PART—is joyful AF. So at least there's that.

Them: "I just hit 1,000 subscribers!" My brain, every time: "Well then you should APOLOGIZE to them"

I like to imagine this person genuinely thought typing “Free” would get a free copy to appear in front of them as though by magic 🤣

What a great setting! Those catacombs are spooky AF!

MY BOOK IS OUT IN PAPERBACK TODAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I hope you love this survival thriller about four teens who go missing in the Paris catacombs and the race to find them—with a lovely splash of purple!

The scariest part of the publishing process is literally all of it actually

No but why is writing the pitch for a book like 10x harder than writing THE WHOLE ACTUAL BOOK????

THANK YOU SO MUCH everyone who’s been subscribing to my Substack! This is WILD!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST SENT THE NEWEST BOOK I WROTE TO MY AGENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WROTE ANOTHER BOOK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NO WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One of my favorite things about writing books is when something creepy I write gives me literal goosebumps.

"It's finished, but what if I do just one more read-through?" the author said forever.

WE DID IT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I REALLY DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN LMAOOOOOO THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH CAN WE GET THERE? CAN WE HIT NUMBER ONE?? THIS BOOK HAS NEVER ORANGE FLAGGED BEFORE AND I WOULD BE SO HAPPYYYYYY

Me, an American, finding out the new pope is an American

MY BOOK IS ON BOOKBUB TODAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I played Oblivion tonight but didn’t battle anyone, I just ran around collecting herbs and making potions and selling the potions for two hours straight and it was kind of like meditating???

@dianaurban.bsky.social once upon a time, in a bookshop far, far away (Marton, New Zealand) this appeared

I'm revising my novel, and today in My Own Typo Made Me Snort-Laugh: "If I want to snoop, this might be my best snot."

Started draft 3 today. 4 chapters revised, 8% in. Let's goooooooo.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TELL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Getting ratioed on both Threads and Bluesky for your “unpopular opinion” and not deleting on either platform is BOLD. I don’t think my social anxiety could manage it honestly lmao

I don’t let myself write “THE END” until after I write the epilogue. And I don’t let myself write the epilogue until draft 2. And here I am. Draft 2 complete. A new book written. SOBBING. I KID YOU NOT I WROTE “THE END” AND SPRAWLED ON THE RUG AND SOBBED.

This new book I'm writing just hit the 80k-word mark, and I'm 95% through revising the second draft (plus, have to write the epilogue), and I never write "The End" until I finish the second draft and I'm finally, finally almost there and all I can think is OH MY GOD IS THIS BOOK TOO UNHINGED????

Authors this morning

Under the Surface comes out in paperback NEXT MONTH, so now’s the perfect time to grab a copy for less! It will have lovely purple edges & the same SCARY TERRIFYING AHHHHHHHHHH words as the hardcover—a survival thriller about 4 friends who go missing in the Paris catacombs & the race to find them.

Me: "Why would Bethesda drop an Oblivion remake out of NOWHERE without doing any marketing for it first???" Also me: *INSTANTLY THROWS MONEY AT CONSOLE TO INSTALL IT IMMEDIATELY* Oh.

YESSSSSSSS BETHESDA. So excited to play Oblivion for the first time! I've played Skyrim, Fallout NV and 4, and Starfield, and it's about dang time. (Seems like I got lucky with this remake dropping right when I'm between games—did this come out of NOWHERE?)

Someone DMed me today to tell me how much they loved one of my books and it put me in such a good mood that I wrote extra on a day I wasn’t planning to write at all. READERS, YOU HAVE SO MUCH POWER.

Me: “I want to join more author Discords!” My deadline: *SHRIEKS*

Paperbacks of my book Under the Surface with the pretty purple edges have arrived at the warehouse WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. So excited to see these IRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The fact that J.K Rowling wrote herself into her books as Tom Riddle and managed to hide it for so long is astonishing. Hell, she probably considers Voldemort a martyr. But it's clear as day now, and there's no excuse not to see it—she's a cartoon villain who relishes being a cartoon villain.

75% through draft two of this new book I'm writing. THIS BOOK IS FEELING AWFULLY BOOKISH

It feels like we're reaching a tipping point but honestly it's felt like that dozens of times over the past 10 years so *EXASPERATED SHRUG*

Posting this here too… if any teachers, librarians, or booksellers want some free sparkly bookmarks with a REALLY WEIRD printing error lmaooooo, lmk via DM. I have 500 and 100 have been claimed. Bulk requests only please (50 or 100)!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! BLACK MIRROR SEASON 7 HAS DROPPED!!! (How did I not know this ahead of time?) Oh my god can my brain handle being even more shattered right now tho????????

TBH I kind of like that Bluesky is my safe space where this does not happen lmaooooo