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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD and stream video games and art! twitch.tv/dicefunctional | dicefunctional.carrd.co/ No AI/NFTs/crypto here. If you're using AI in any way and you follow us, you will likely be immediately blocked. #TTRPG #TTRPGart
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the cartoon sqheeky wheels. the half empty bleachers. no marching music. this is so pathetic and SAD LMAOOO

What if I just laid down and slept for a liiiittle bit longer...

This article about the D&D MM from @ckunzelman.bsky.social at @rascal.news opened up some feels I hadn't recognized yet about it. Over the past year or so I've created 40-50 monsters for C&C, but they're mostly all still sitting in an Affinity Publisher file. www.rascal.news/d-ds-monster... 1/4

Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

Our ttrpg actual play starts in about an hour! We are facing off against a creature with a void for a face. If we're lucky, maybe we dont have to fight him at all 🥲 Tunenin by 3pm CT at twitch.tv/dicefunctional! #actualPlay

You know what, I realize that on some level, I'm responsible for the insanity in our Discord. But also some days I have no idea what drives conversations into the bizarre directions it goes.

If you havent yet, consider joining our discord! It's getting more active, but still remains a chill nerdy place to hang out. I mean, I think it's neat! 😉 discord.gg/HnFSjA8u4U

I feel like folks may underestimate the importance of building a community and forming genuine connections between both other creators and the folks who wanna see your art and creations. Like, a promotion is good, but... talking to other folks in the TTRPG space and making friends is better.

Me and the boys out chorting tonight

Tip from a long-time GM, writer, and worldbuilder; Got politicians in your setting? Elected officials? Here's a lil tip for making them believable- Most elected officials aren't necessarily the "most skilled" for the job. Not the smartest or wisest. They're just the most charismatic. #TTRPG

I have a few questions.

TGIF, we're gonna be cowboys tonight 🤠 A few of us are gonna fuck around in Red Dead Redemption 2's multiplayer. Surely nothing will go wrong. Stream starts in about an hour at 7pm CT. Tune in to twitch.tv/dicefunctional!

Israel is basically that kid you knew in school that would start shit, throw punches first, and then cry to the teachers when someone fought back.

I mean. Basically. The first firearms were from the 10th century, and were called "fire lances", and you know what they were? Lengths of bamboo on spears, with wicks. That's it. Later they used metal for the tubes, and improved the pellets and powder, but that was it. A tube with gunpowder.

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

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One could even call it a boom stick

Idea for your TTRPG worlds, do what you want with this. magic guns with an incomplete spell circle written on the inside of the gun that creates the force to move the bullet pulling the trigger moves a typewriter-like hammer containing the final rune into the spell circle to activate it 1/2

I've got one hell of a fascination with figuring out new ways to make magic weapons using the settings "rules" of magic. So for example- firearms. If you have runes that can make a small "burst" of force, then you now basically have a powderless firearm. 🧵 #TTRPG

And much like any Tesla driver after running over a child, the driverless version of the Tesla will drive over the injured victim, and get you to your destination.

Yeah. I remember the time my math teacher forgot to carry a three and exploded.

In my setting, a ritual is...more or less like a math formula. You follow those steps, use those ingredients, chant those words, and you'll get a set result. But...if you slip up and miss a step, or use too much or too little of an ingredient, *mispronounce a word*- Then things go wrong.