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dickatwood.bsky.social
Later-in-life writer of undiscovered TV series, food lover, hedonist, humanist, humorist, doctor, and bold home improver. Please slip into my DMs if you want to buy a cool TV series about Pompeii.
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@cincopaul.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure I know how the bargain went down: Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things. Don: What’s in it for me? Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am. Don: <does double jack-off dance to gay anthem> #MAGA

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Isn’t anyone worried about Air Force One crashing?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Suddenly the unemployment rate doesn’t matter? #MAGA

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Without looking it up, what date is the Ides of April?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

See what i did there?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I really hate the thought that the person flying my plane was hired only because he’s white and male.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight’s side vegetable is so gay it wants to be called Broccoli Robert.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

@cincopaul.bsky.social Well, I tried.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

@ecittadino.bsky.social and I have just about perfected the 7 layers of love that is lasagne alla Bolognese. Sublime Christmas on a plate.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

We just realized we have three beloved DēLonghi products that talk to each other. Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot. Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool! Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal. Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

You will be visited by three spirits.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

@support.bsky.team It’s “Invasion of the Fem Bots” here at Bluesky. My only followers seem to be pretty ladies who don’t exist.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

If a sitting president is immune from prosecution, shouldn’t that mean he can’t sue anyone? There must be some case law addressing the idea that a suit brought by an immune party abridges the rights of the defendant. Is it even possible for the defendant to win?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

So I guess it wasn’t the lack of prayer in schools.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments