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An anti social, socially awkward, intolerant leftist, amateur shitposter & Frolf Enthusiast 🥏 and 🏃‍♂️ fool
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Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting “runners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.

Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf 🥏

Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with 🥏

Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died

Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because “if you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting

25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run. Ended up setting a PR

People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."

Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues

Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices

How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you

Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art

Spent an hour doing field work and another putting 🥏 Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼‍♂️

No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down

Forever in my heart (this Scottish goddess, not Thatcher)

Do people with hand fetishes think everyone speaking sign language is flirting with them? Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?

Police arrest 2 men connected to mysterious murder of black trans public health activist - LGBTQ Nation www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/poli...

When you realize you now need to work until you’re dead you want being dead to happen as quickly as possible

Abigail Wilson has come out as an openly bigoted player on the DGPT. Reach out to her listed sponsors about continuing support for her and whether she represents their values and products. rogueirondg.com/pages/contact madmandodiscs.com/madmando-dis... www.kastaplast.com/en-us/pages/...

Booker is explaining why my mental disc golf game is weak and I’ll never improve until I commit to improving

Hi Bluesky. It’s Hillary. I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em