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dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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💥 PEW PEW 💥 (everyone post a pic of you getting attacked by lasers)

submitted 54 minutes ago • 3 comments

You really just can’t write this shit. 🫂

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Okay, I know engagement is down over here, but I really need y’all to be as excited about these new butt pics as I am 😇🪩😈 #humpday

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Okay, I know engagement is down over here, but I really need y’all to be as excited about these new butt pics as I am 😇🪩😈 #humpday

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’m doing venue sourcing for a pizza-making event at work today and couldn’t resist the urge to order pizza for lunch. 🤓

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Back in the Poconos and I don’t think my ass has ever looked better??? Every boy needs a strong inner circle of besties to help him get The Shot. 🥰

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Back in the Poconos and I don’t think my ass has ever looked better??? Every boy needs a strong inner circle of besties to help him get The Shot. 🥰

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I only made this fat cock 4 u #fcf

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I only made this fat cock 4 u #fcf

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

People keep trying to teach me to properly DJ, and what they don’t understand is that can’t ever happen because I know I would use that platform to enact psychological war crimes on everyone I love. 🖤

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Tuesdays, am I right?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Tuesdays, am I right?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Some highlights from the D&D one-shot I DM'ed, wrote, drew, and Riso printed, courtesy of @dickveindyke.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The sun was out today :)

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

If there’s one thing we’re gonna do, it’s have a Delightful weekend while drinking whiskey cocktails. 🌞

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Someone got lube on my inhaler.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

It’s so important to have Many Chocolates when baking. 🖤

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Summer Fridays 🌞🥰 @domusdommi.bsky.social @br3l00m.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What is it about pics taken with the shitty Snapchat flash that makes me so 🥵? #fcf

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

Fabulous middle-aged theatre queen work wife gave me two shots of limoncello at work and I am TIPSY and FERAL. 💖

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

What is it about pics taken with the shitty Snapchat flash that makes me so 🥵? #fcf

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

“Have you seen the typeface on the pope’s coffin? The kerning is terrible.” @judithism.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Have you ever contemplated creating a Circumstance?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I couldn’t show you my butt earlier on this #humpday. It was hidden by my work clothes because I was at work, working. 😔

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments