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Was not expecting Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene to compliment Zohran Mamdani

i just got blocked by someone who had reskeeted this and honestly ive never been more proud in my life.

Please go easy on my Big Arse bro...

spaget

clear eyes, full bush, can’t lose

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lil flex with a surprise at the end

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."

It's FatBoi Friday yinz

good skills to have

god damn he's cooking

Driving Surges In Popularity Thanks To ‘F1’ Film theonion.com/driving...

Just what I do on my days off 😎

all smiles for #flexfriday 🦾❤️ these old soccer shorts hold a special place in its heart ⚽️ & maybe someday it'll share why

New vibe unlocked ✨

prediction: Alito and/or Thomas will announce they’re retiring, possibly as early as next week; if you think that court is bad now, wait until it has 5 out of 9 people on it appointed by him..he will be 30 years decomposed & they’ll still be ruling, taking away whatever is left of our basic rights

looking forward to some parents suing to demand segregated schools because integration violates their religious beliefs

the more UB products that get shoved down our throats, the less i care about Magic: the Gathering outside of cEDH. which sucks. at least with cEDH i can completely ignore flavor.

Throwback to my favorite dick pics for #fcf

Jace, the Perfected Mind (Phyrexia: All Will Be One, 2023) Art by Showichi Furumi #MagicTheGathering #mtg

I love animation so much u guys

Our campaign offers a glimpse of what city government can look like: energetic, focused, and always bringing people in.

Composing collages are a new thing for me ;w;; thank you to my dear model for blessing me with this opportunity! I cant wait to wrap this up for us further! Thank you for your patience and trust! Currently trying to grind! Updating more soon! #commissionsopen

Ever look down at someone choking on your dick and think "dude.....dude you don't have to do it like that"?

Excited to share my newest oil painting Sami, Ship's Engineer for Magic: The Gathering! 🖤 I'm a big fan of sci-fi, as well as being very into cute and cozy aesthetics, so this was an extra fun one to paint 😊 #art #mtgart #oilpainting #traditionalart

“Medical experts and LGBTQ+ advocates emphasized that PrEP is used by people of all backgrounds and sexual orientations, and that HIV ‘does not discriminate.’” #HIV #PrEP www.advocate.com/news/supreme...

oprah is at bezos’ $15 million wedding in Italy..she now lives in Italy because she “just couldn’t stay in the country while that monster is in office”… but no problem hanging out with the guy who fully bent the knee and enables installation of fascism…

Flex C Friday

Submit and obey my Master 👑 @jasperxreid.bsky.social

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

hey so yeah actually it’s not 100% confirmed yet so like it could be anything umm and maybe it’s not even like gonna be on the album so umm yeah

Yeah this did something to my brain chemistry 🐶

This guy was indicted for bribery lmao

Rich New Yorkers are so desperate to defeat Zohran Mamdani in the general election that they’re actually considering throwing their support to scandal-plagued mayor Eric Adams.

Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns

The “highest IQ” signoff is so funny. Casually calling a huge and widely accepted group haram, then signing off with “Rubik’s Cube Record Holder”

Little shit has broken his streak at 20 days 🙃 he had an exciting morning and Needed to bite somebody, then immediately request scratches because he is a good bird

Post work out today 💪🏻

I made this after speaking with my mother, and it's even more hilarious because neither of my parents can troubleshoot any of their tech without my help.

Jasmine Crockett with the real talk!

The influential federal vaccine panel appointed by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. two weeks ago lost one of its members hours before it was set to meet for the first time Wednesday.

Searching through hashtags for dudes with fat balls has resulted in blocking like 15 ai accounts

Who wants some juicy melon? 💦

Yall good? 👀

artist Lord Iron @lordironart.bsky.social‬