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Absolutely devastated that college football is coming to an end but I have a good feeling about this game 🍀

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to save so much time from the TikTok ban

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I have a dumb question for criminal attorneys. How does the counts thing work? Like when someone gets charged with three (3) counts of murder but they only murdered one (1) person

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

That’s just my DMs

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

@dietcokeesq.bsky.social

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Sometimes I see the most unhinged cases and I’m like ohhhh you’re going home with @esqinhiding.bsky.social

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Charles marrying his side piece, George W Bush

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

How do people with sensory issues have children? Noises, touching, etc.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

OC has been increasingly aggravating and frankly, weird. I looked him up on Unicourts and saw that he is actively fighting a DUI charge. Good luck, brother

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Love telling opposing counsel that they are fighting ghosts when something is getting overlawyered

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to record myself screaming and send it every time someone asks me a question that I already answered 10+ times in the past

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, but unfortunately the thoughts and prayers you requested is still under review

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I promise to quit drinking and stop being an asshole if and only if confirmed as Secretary of Defense. If not, I will continue drinking and being an asshole

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

A man is likely to embarrass you, always. Don’t let him be 5’8”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Barely made it but still made it

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

External counsel is harassing me (in-house counsel) to harass the client about a deadline. I did not learn how to handle this in law school

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

Joe Burrow is so good for fantasy football but he looks so sad 😭

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Opposing counsel who constantly talks about being a grandparent has been insufferable over Thanksgiving weekend. Brother, are you not invited anywhere?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments