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Orlando Magic and City guy, Pennsylvania native
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Seen a droid

Hey @orlandocitysc.com more slicing, direct to the goal Europeans please

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

The Magic and Grizzlies took a Time Machine ands are playing a 1992 physical game. Except Zach Edey who has been staring at his shoelaces for the last 17 minutes.

Ready for some Magic basketball. What’s the worst than can happen

A single Homer, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. #performanceart

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Good morning to everyone but mostly Paolo, Franz, Cole Anthony and Wendell Carter Jr

You guys remember Jahan Dotson’s big sideline catch and run in the Super Bowl?

Don’t give the chuds the pleasure of attaching Simpsons memes to their antics. Mr. Burns is a great tv character and Elon/Donny don’t deserve association with those memes!

I’m going on six years sober but calling a morning of audible to work from home instead of the office on a Monday matches the euphoria of most substances

Bill Murray telling an OJ joke in honor of Norm shot to the top of the list for best things on SNL 50

Miley rip up a photo of Elon challenge

Imagining the crowd pop if Norm were alive to anchor weekend update on SNL50

Everyone is talking about instant greatness

Eddie Murphy as Tracy morgan standing next to Tracy Morgan is going to circulate online for years to come

Martin/Mulanely/Martin Short monologue was 10/10

I love how much Tom hanks loves being on SNL. Mount Rushmore of hosts

Looking at condo prices in Slovakia just in case

Nothing fires up a guys group chat like one member in an embarrassing photo with his partner. It’s fuel for days.

Telling strangers I interact with “you’re interesting” while raising an eyebrow inquisitively to see the reaction

Folks El Pulpo just mutombo’d Messi

I’m reminded Orlandon City has been on bluesky since last season and it makes me love them even more

I tried to buy one of those ridiculous novelty chains for my son (6) from a street vendor but he was sold out and he offered to sell us airplane bottle shots instead.

lol our GM got whomped in the dome with a flying beer during the Super Bowl parade and walked it off with a stogie in hand

My god! The crowd has eaten Kenny Pickett!

goddammit Matt Patricia

Finally put the magic game on at the start of the second half. Boys went from a 4-point deficit to 12-point lead in a quarter. Told the wife it’s proof we need to watch every minute of every game.

Fly 🦅 fly

Almost as good as the last 27 hours is returning to work tomorrow where I talked shit for months as the only Eagles fan knowing nobody can say a god damn thing about it

Alas, go birds via TomBroDude

Rewatching NFL Primetime howling at the tv while berman rips off the highlights

Eagles fans have seized control of the giant boat

To a chorus of MVP chants. Go birds.