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Why the FUCK are pockets often fake on women's clothing but not on baby jeans? Why does a 3-6 month old need pockets? But I don't get pockets? What the fuck??

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

submitted 105 days ago • 392 comments

New idea- I mean someone else has definitely also thought of this but- Elon Musquito. Because like mosquitoes he's a bloodsucking parasite with no benefit to society as a whole.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Latest trick- lifting my 3.5 month old's tummy to my ear, swishing him gently back and forth while asking "you gots coconut water?"- if he needs to burp, well, his tummy sloshes like a coconut.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Melly is now offering cat tree inspection services for a meager fee of *checks notes* aggressive butt-pats, headbutts and squish-petting.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!

submitted 108 days ago • 8 comments

Start editing out his bronzer lol

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

friday night baby

submitted 108 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 108 days ago • 1765 comments

After giving birth, I dropped something on the floor while sitting in a chair and folded in half to grab it off the floor and it was honestly life changing how liberating that was.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 109 days ago • 172 comments

The Matt Gaetz report frenzy is exactly the same as the pee tapes in 2016. We know the guy is a child rapist, and so is the US president. What we need to know, now more than ever, is if anyone at the DOJ or FBI has any backbone to do the needful.

submitted 108 days ago • 376 comments

There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify. Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl. Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.

submitted 109 days ago • 179 comments

The election cycle demystified

submitted 109 days ago • 5 comments

Feeling like embracing British culture now that I live in England by partaking in a national pastime. Unsure if I want to winge about bloody English weather or drive way too fast on a country lane and go careening through a hedge.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 109 days ago • 211 comments

I'm not doomscrolling here I'm catscrolling, lolscrolling, hopescrolling

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Throwback to when I halfheartedly made an AI photo of Leon as a muskrat and tried to run a parody account for like 2 days before I decided he wasn't worth my time and that it probably wasn't fair to muskrats. The profile picture was 👨‍🍳💋

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

"If pasteurizing milk is so important why don't we pasteurize breast milk? 🤔" BECAUSE MY BOOBS DONT LIVE DIRECTLY IN THE GRAVITATIONAL PATHWAY OF MY BUNGHOLE AND PEE-UNGHOLE AND I DONT PISS AND SHIT DIRECTLY ALL OVER MY TITS SHANNON

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Make sure you lock your work stations folks, even when working from home. Caught this smug bastard trying to hack into the main frame.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Feelin cute, might track litter all the way down the stairs later, idk

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Goofy ass cat part 2. Here you can really see the jelly belly. She lets me sit her on my lap during meetings when I'm working remote and mime her typing on the keyboard.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

My goofy ass cat, for y'alls consideration. Her name is Melly. Scientific name Mellius Bellius Jellius.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

This app is like moving out from your parents and getting your own place and realizing they are, in fact, 1000% the problem.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Maternity leave is no joke. I thought I'd get a little time to recover and rest (lol) but my little dude is more work than work. So grateful to have good paid maternity leave though (up to 1 year). Props to my fellow Americans who make it work without... though 100% they shouldn't have to.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments