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Is it possible his brain broke during a taping of The Apprentice and he thinks this is all just a TV show?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Are we sure COVID didn't mess up people's brains?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I wish hell were real so I'd know people were going where they belong.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Actually, quite flattering.

submitted 55 days ago • 2730 comments

I kinda like how the people who wined about being victims are finally feeling what it's like to be a victim.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

The idiots that whined about George Soros have been conspicuously quiet recently.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This might be my favorite quote from Sagan's "Demon-Haunted World." "These collective prayers failed. Their failure constitutes data."

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Who DOGEs the DOGE?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't think the Antichrist could be real.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

We let a guy acquire "fuck you money" and now he's saying fuck you to all of us. All the time. Every goddamn day.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Boycott the Super Bowl. Don't use their digital products. If our vote with the ballot didn't work, then let's try our vote with our wallet.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The phrase "back in my day it cost a nickel" has lost all meaning. Everyone remembers when things were cheaper.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny how one man's drug-fueled midlife crisis is a problem for all of us because he's a billionaire.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I read a rumor that the plot of Idiocracy 2 was about Joe finding out that the US has a huge wall around it. He investigates it and discovers that the people on the other side are living in a utopia. The wall was designed to keep Americans IN. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Oh. Carrie Underwood did the inauguration to promote a show on Hulu. Go fuck yourself Carrie.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I wish life worked like a commercial.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never understand how people who voted for a liar are surprised they were lied to.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Why do presidents wait until their last day in office to tell us the truth?

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

He got away with it. In real life, the bad guys usually win.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

They really expect us to believe a supermodel works at a fast casual restaurant?

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Serious question: how do these assholes have so much energy to be assholes?

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."

submitted 132 days ago • 295 comments

So, ketamine makes you racist? I only got high and listened to Pink Floyd.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

submitted 141 days ago • 64 comments

So, the MAGATs are pissed because the leader of their Turd Reich is being LESS racist than they want? I don't know how I should feel about this.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I tried to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr. Not ONE Republican supported it. A $7.25/hr minimum wage is an absolute disgrace. Americans should not be forced to work for starvation wages. We must raise the wage to at least $17/hr.

submitted 142 days ago • 34 comments

Not as low as it is now.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Those crazy right wingers finally got that social media censorship they've been bitching about - and it was from their own side! Fucking hilarious.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Why are the Dems so quiet right now? They should be actively campaigning to disenchanted conservatives. This is the best time to win these people back to the party of the people.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

If only those center right people had just leaned a little to the left, we wouldn't have to pay attention to these idiots arguing with each other on that other site.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Still screaming 😱😱😱

submitted 149 days ago • 192 comments

Wanna see Charlie Kirk hit an incel in the face?

submitted 149 days ago • 6 comments

The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be.

submitted 149 days ago • 43 comments

America First has moved to Imperialism more quickly than I expected.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

There's only one immigrant hurting Americans and we should deport him back to South Africa.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

So the muskrat bought America. This is the end of Monopoly, right? Can we just start over now? I wanna be the Scottish Terrier next time.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

I'm jonesing to play it

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Funny how that works?

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Now I remember why Lex Luthor is such a compelling villain. I always thought it was unbelievable that he could dupe people into supporting him though. Not anymore.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

submitted 153 days ago • 375 comments

Wilhoit's Law states, “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Seems more true every day.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I'm re-reading this right now. I'm also watching The Handmaid's Tale and researching how to build a go-bag. Basically, I'm leaning into the terror.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I still haven’t been sued.

submitted 153 days ago • 273 comments

Everything is projection with these assholes. They call people groomers while they groom. They blame the deep state while they build a MAGA state. They whine about elites controlling the government while a billionaire they support shuts it all down. Is anyone in power going to stop this?

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Oligarchs now own: - the incoming President - the majority of the Supreme Court - half of Congress - most of legacy and social media They do not own: - most of the American people - our values - our hope for better days...for all This is our ground zero for the rebellion.

submitted 153 days ago • 715 comments

I'm always amazed that these people actually exist. How can someone write that out? And then send it?!

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I still can't believe this is what our country chose; chaos, uncertainty, opportunism, and malice.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK CITIZENS UNITED

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Tackling the real questions of our day: can foreign governments datamine social media companies or just the US?

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Wrong. I know those panicky people pointing at the night sky are idiots. Of that, I'm quite certain.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments