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it's wayne's world we're just living in it / rock flipper / cats / computers / coding / the fool, rarely serious / odd / games / musician / louisiana | 🐱🖥️🌿🪲🏳️‍🌈♀️🪨 | digitalbeth.digital/links
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“Things will probably be normal again soon!” he hoped wistfully for many years

HE'S GOT A GUN

I saw a stick this morning that for a split second made me believe I could be a wizard

i need $1 million

i'm not necessarily a Carabiner Dyke, i just like knowing where my keys are

all body is horror

Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher

I can't choose the mean dialogue option in video games unless I get a really cool weapon out of it

Sorry I liked all your posts and followed you and imagined a life together

Apple TimeBand prototype (1990)

Hey does anybody know what to do

Sure sex is great and all, but have you ever had sex twice?

the cat's name is sage btw

meet me in the famicom cartridge restroom at Twin Peaks High School

can I come over and do this to you

“We buy houses! Fast! Cash! Close in 30 days! We wish we were dead we should be dead lol!”

I am working on becoming a work in progress.

*Jennifer Coolidge voice* I want to be in a coma real bad

so here's the deal: I will watch any movie with anya taylor joy in it. i don't care about the rotten tomatoes score. plot... dialogue... i do not give a shit about such nonsense. i'm not here for it. i am here to sit in a dark room and watch anya taylor joy do and say things for 1-2 hours.

I would shovel snow for you so you don't slip in your New Balances

sorry babe, the vocal stimming stays ON during sex

mentally ill lesbians r so cool , i wish they were real

woman_lying_facedown_on_floor.jpg

what do planes and I have in common wrong answers only

PLANE: [goes down] DJ KHALED: oh gross

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

My posts smell of whisky and disappointment.

please call your representative and tell whoever answers to kill themselves

inside you there are two _____.

Sorry babe. The lobster sandals stay On during sex

some days you're more on the spectrum than others. and that's okay.

i'd hurt a fly. where's he at i'll hurt him right now

are italians real?

*flirting* what's that