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dildomancy.bsky.social
(not the actor) under 18 dni
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Fulfilled my dream of getting crossfaded and going through the psychedelic carwash with my wife

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"If I'd known there'd be goth girls I wouldn't have worn this dad sweater" - @devoteddruid.bsky.social

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Watching the prestige having only ever heard jokes about the plot and trying to remember what the plot twists are

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I love myself in a vacuum, which is why I hate being around my family

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love to see family and then still be angry about the encounter weeks later

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

When she says she wants to watch Event Horizon with u

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

when did instacart start using AI to generate their recipes instead of citing new york times cuz it's BAD

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The duality of modafinil: I love being awake but I am constantly worried I'm going to die

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 18 days ago • 385 comments

first day taking modafinil, wish me luck

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 19 days ago • 100 comments

the thing they're mad about is literally just these groups saying "call your elected officials" bc now people are calling them. that's it

submitted 20 days ago • 58 comments

I need an emoji that depicts the execution of vidkun quisling

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"H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland"." really deepthroating trump's boot here www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

one of my favorite goofs is calling celebrities by overly-familiar "nicknames" like me n Tony Hopkins are buds

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

watching the snowman. when does the funny guy shows up

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

this is your reminder that the owners of the New York Times, during the Holocaust, openly admitted they didn't consider themselves the same as the Jews being annihilated by the Nazis, nor did they consider covering the Holocaust an important story

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

Little helper.. 😊

submitted 24 days ago • 214 comments

Stealing honeycomb with bees in hot pursuit! 🐝 Photo ~ Wanling Tang 📸

submitted 24 days ago • 118 comments

This footage of a living humpback anglerfish captured recently in shallow water off the coast of Tenerife is very cool. Black seadevils don’t get enough love. Original here: www.instagram.com/reel/DFs703_...

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Doing my taxes while watching tokyo gore police ☕️

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I love my wife 💖💖💖💖

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submitted 27 days ago • 39 comments

having to solve the three riddles of the sphinx to get seattle apartment complexes to take my calls

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

yes.... yes!!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 18 comments

I don’t think those kids showing up and demanding data are government employees I think if you grab one of them and spank them you’d only get in normal legal trouble, not “assaulting a federal agent” trouble, but also they have never known touch before and might think the spank means you are married

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Bernie Sanders posts an 8-min video that explains what’s happening, steps for short term strategies, and steps for longer term stuff. One example: he reminds folks the GOP has four vote majority. They are weak. He suggests calling your reps. Be mad It works. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YLQGLu/

submitted 30 days ago • 23 comments

john wayne coded characters

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