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Ohhhh I’m in trouble

Why does my brain get a dopamine hit from only making terrible decisions? Don’t know time to make MORE OF THEM-

Resident Evil 2 without running is fine until you introduce a giant grey dickhead into the mix My trauma is real and visceral He’s basically inside my anal cavity from the moment he spawns because I can’t fucking run and give him the slip or get enough distance to fight properly Oh sweet lord

Can you beat Pokémon Scarlet with just a Psyduck? Yes, you can. Why? Funny tho, that’s why. MY LIL TROOPER-

Sigh.

Literally this was all it took and they had my ass locked in, Pokemon Colosseum my beloved, after all these years 😭🖤

GAMECUBE GAMES ON NINTENDO SWITCH. WE’RE COMIN HOME.

Sat down and watched one of the live action resident evil movies I violently upset myself and complained deeply at someone about it 2/10, the fuck even was that

I take good ps5 photos

new old rebranding

Does anybody else read messages they sent and bash their heads into the wall, or is it just me

Scotland was the greatest experience of my existence What a shame I come back to multiple rounds of psychic damage and conspiracy theories to disturb the soul

Oh good lord it’s happening, I’m venturing into uncharted territory. Scotland, nice and easy, no whammies

Honestly the ZA starter reveal got me kinda jazzed. We conquered Unova alone, now we conquer Kalos alone.

French people (derogatory)

Finally got back on the 90’s Spider-Man train and that was somehow the best black suit adaptation I’ve seen in ages, and I literally replayed Spider-Man 2 weeks ago. It ticks all the boxes and delivers in a tightly-written format, 10/10

One of my favourite things about Spider-Man is how they carefully incentivise stealth through environmental mechanics and decreased danger Unfortunately I’m a fuckwit with a limited attention span so halfway through I lose patience and immediately piledrive the nearest fucko

The sobering knowledge that we’re now up to a full fucking decade of constant shitstorms, deeply abusive life lessons and countless sharp objects in my gut is beginning to cripple what’s left of my mind. Be a shame if I simply stopped giving a flying fuck.

Man era

Aight which one of you cunts asked for a Resident Evil 6 remaster

90’s Spider-Man is fuckin glorious, and I’m here for the ride

Fuck you, Raccoon City

It is time.

I am desperately late, but it is time The idiot is going to Silent Hill

Oh god I am TERRIBLE at this all of a sudden

It has been many many moons but I’m ready BACK INTO THE SURVIVAL HORROR

Merry Christmas, BlueSky As a Twitter replacement, you do pretty good

Man I gotta play some fallout 4 again soon

Started a new Spider-Man 2 save recently because it’s addictive af I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

Spent the afternoon watching Sword Art Online Abridged It has been an age, but damn, I like it still

Enterprise? No, no Enterprise here, we doin spy shit instead

The Strange New Worlds episode where they’re all RP’ing as fantasy novel characters is frankly fucking glorious and the rewatch is amazing

Remembering with some genuine fondness the days where I was chief of police in a station filled with lunatics, sentient objects and a disturbing number of plotholes. God they were dumb times but I had a lot of fuckin fun

Knives Out challenge has made it to the factory. The Karambit is frankly OP I’ve slaughted all the optional bosses and loaded up my guns for my next run, village of shadows This is gonna be good

Started the Knives Out challenge on RE: Village The Karambit knife is ridiculous, I’m just playing on standard but it’s wicked powerful. This is gonna be gooood

Whatever happens, it’s going to be okay, it will all be okay

Y’know the last six months of my Pokemon experiences have honestly redeemed Pikachu for me It’s a stupid fuckin rat but I like it now Mascot supremacy

Pardon sorry what

On a real Star Trek renaissance recently, it’s good, just getting stuck into DS9. God bless Sisko, space dad