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I worked in a prison just across the Ohio River from West Virginia & can tell you exactly why WV has reduced its recidivism rate so much (and, thus, its overall crime rate which is among the ten lowest in the country): unlike most red states, they've funded & bolstered their prison college program

Pyrex was discovered when a pirate mated and reproduced with a T Rex

If those walls could talk? Bro it'd be so fukcing scary if the walls started talking

Kurt Vonnegut man

Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so

#meirl

Pokemon Go to the gulag

imagine a sharknado but made out of tor? Crazy stuf

everybody always made fun of the Independence Day ID4 marketing tagline, but since search engine optimization became a thing, the tagline retroactively became a brilliant maneuver

Posthumous release, but it's an ejaculation

What's the movie where Dustin Hoffman and Samuel L Jackson find a giant golden testicle on a UFO on the oceanfloor? I think it was called Testicle

How can you not be romantic about baseball? defector.com/willson-cont...

#WolffBites: Six giant firms (Comcast, Disney, Warner, Paramount, Sony, Amazon) control 90% of US mass media. Six tiny boards of directors dictate what 330 million US residents get from the media surrounding them. www.fool.com/investing/st...

what if we kissed at the pink Toys For Tots cement truck under the el?

The 2008 bailouts. Gen Z would never. (They'd double it and cheer and shift even further right as they're yet again naively duped by Russian social media botnets spreading propaganda to put billionaire nazi dictators in control of the the US government)

is it just me or is this guy 9 feet tall?

The Department of Defense deemed a story about baseball hero and civil rights leader Jackie Robinson's time in the Army as "DEI" and deleted it.

This guy co-sponsored a bill to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" classified as a mental illness YESTERDAY.

"Forever 21 is going out of business" sounds like something u say before kicking 21 people in the balls

Hereditary (2018)