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🇦🇺Ordained Pastafarian Minesteroni (Church of FSM) Skeptic, Atheist, Noob Radio Amateur, and Geek. WARNING ⚠️ sarcasm is implied 🤪
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I have a service dog that reminds me to take my medication if it senses I’m hallucinating. It’s been six years since it died, but it still follows me around the hospital, loyal as ever.

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Current status:

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Can’t be out here celebrating the Enola Homosexual

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

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thank you for making this whoever you are!

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Everything got so stupid so quickly.

submitted 2 days ago • 1184 comments

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

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It’s the fuckyness that does it

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[discreetly] Pardon me. I don't mean to disturb you, but ... I believe your dumpster is on fire.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

submitted 3 days ago • 233 comments

Autocorrect, why would you change ‘weeks’ to ‘eels’ in an email sent to multiple people? ‘See you in a few eels’.

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

So you’re dead inside? Let me stick my frozen feet on your back.

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This was the towel creature from day one of the cruise. I don't know which animal it is supposed to be but it looks like the full interior and exterior anatomy of the human clitoris to me.

submitted 6 days ago • 246 comments

It took six weeks to get here

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The Enlightenment was fun while it lasted

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Yes I did just order this mug

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logging on to Facebook in 2025

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Quality trolling, @jococruise.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 79 comments

Whether it’s Russia invading Ukraine or Ukraine being invaded by Russia, both countries are involved in an invasion.

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

Spud really leaning into the bro vote now

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over under on declaring martial law? LOL hehe 👀

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

The Democrats should be filing for impeachment every single day.

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

I didn't think the Beatles were as groundbreaking as people said, but the lyric, "I heard the news today, oh boy," really hits nowadays

submitted 5 days ago • 61 comments

Right 👇🏾👏🏾😊

submitted 6 days ago • 476 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 5 days ago • 337 comments

someone should do it everyone knows what I'm talking about

submitted 5 days ago • 201 comments

Describe how Donold’s second term is going in one word.

submitted 5 days ago • 2836 comments

Don’t worry, I’m sure the ABC will be all over this! [Cut to Speers and Karvelas staring dreamily at a picture of Dutton]

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This gets even more hilarious when one or both of you starts to go deaf. Ask me how I know?

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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.

submitted 6 days ago • 1209 comments

The Washington Post completes its transition into a propaganda sheet.

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

It's utterly insane that one U.S. political party is openly doing the work of Russia, and the other political party is just watching.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

And while you’re at it, y’all can start spelling colour and favourite correctly. If English is official, you can start officially doing it the English way.

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Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

submitted 7 days ago • 1405 comments

Make the algorithm work for you.

submitted 8 days ago • 93 comments

Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass

submitted 8 days ago • 157 comments

'Did you even say thank you?'

submitted 7 days ago • 230 comments

Oh nothin' just hanging around this parking lot hoping a guy needs help loading a sofa into the back of his van.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I miss the innocence of ancient twitter when tweets were like “oral sex sucks, lol!“ and “anal’s a pain in the ass, lol!”

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Like many of you, I'm finding it much easier to live in denial

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I’m surprised they haven’t made “American” the official language and told the other English speaking countries to stop using it.

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A reminder for these times.

submitted 7 days ago • 676 comments

Dear old people, Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

gay dating site called TwinkedIn

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

When you miss a call, they leave a voicemail, then send a text that says "left you a message" it's called a boomer-rang

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