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dingodadd.bsky.social
šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗOrdained Pastafarian Minesteroni (Church of FSM) Skeptic, Atheist, Noob Radio Amateur, and Geek. WARNING āš ļø sarcasm is implied 🤪
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I like girls who like boys who like girls to be boys, something, something, something, always should be someone you really love.

oh my god take my money

That’s what we used to call our old bitter Aunt Doreen

Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights. I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters. Fuck this shit.

I keep thinking 'this is the line that can't be crossed' and here we are, just moving lines.

I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work

Fuck Palpatine and his ISB thugs

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS JOSH

Ughh we were so lucky growing up with late ā€˜90s/early ā€˜00s Cartoon Network

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

i just watched a clip of stephen miller talking to hannity from a few days ago and my god is that guy a stone cold freak. like, everything about him is profoundly off-putting, like a bug in an eggar suit

In the olden days, Hamburgers were made from real Germans

In the olden days, people made condoms out of pig bladders, which is why we call making love ā€œporking.ā€

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

You do not have to say ā€œpro vaccine groups.ā€ You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.

it's fucking sexist that they started carding me for liquor again when i transed

ā€œWhere do you get your politics from?ā€ Me:

I no longer care about robots taking over the country

I'm afraid to get my shit together because honestly that's when you die suddenly.

Evasion of peer review is a hallmark of pseudoscience. But even more insidious is the obviation of scientific scrutiny by publishing in pseudoscientific journals that exist to provide an illusion of scientific legitimacy. There’s nothing new about MAHA’s propaganda tactics.

the fact that we don’t have @aoc.bsky.social running messaging for the democratic party tells you everything that’s wrong with the democratic party

Bandaids are for the weak just suck on your open wound until it doesn’t taste like pennies anymore you’ll be fine

Not trying to brag but I’ve been called ā€œreally oldā€ and ā€œnot funny at allā€ by some people I support financially

One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons

The Pope can fast travel to any church as long as he has already unlocked that diocese

One of my favorite social media interactions is someone will say they don't like broccoli and people will reply saying just don't eat it then. Bet you didn't think of that dumbass. Bet you were miserable eating your compulsory broccoli meal every day

He wants Comey arrested for his 86 comment and then he goes online and threatens Bruce Springsteen. I can’t believe this is the world we live in…

Big show in Albuquerque tonight! Tickets on my website, as always.

American thighs will do more than knock you out today, son.

If you live long enough you’ll eventually develop strong opinions about pickles

Of the 19 hijackers involved in the 9/11 hijackers, 15 were from Saudi Arabia. Who else is still dumbfounded that Saudi Arabia has not been held accountable?

I’ll be there…WITH A SWORD.

We're a fucking laughingstock, aren't we?

Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question

A former FBI special agent is currently out on $100,000 bond after being arrested for attempting to expose what he described as a covert Russian intelligence campaign to gain influence over leading American tech figures—namely Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...

We aren’t alike. You’re in her DMs. I have no idea who she is.

i never exhibit more self control than when i resist interacting with service dogs. LOOK AT THIS GOOD PUPPER.

SPRINGSTEEN, on tour in the UK: ā€œ.. "In my home, the America I love, the America I’ve written about, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous administration." @variety.com variety.com/2025/music/n...

fuck ive been calling it HBO Min

RFK Jr. looks like he has every single plague at the same time.

Starting Jury Duty tomorrow morning and I'm kind of psyched because I want to decide who lives and who dies.