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Sometimes, I wish I was more if a "man" I cut the inside of my mouth on some toast, and it's ruined a good portion of the last couple of days for me.

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I remember a simpler time when I would get excited for the Moulin Rouge music video to play on TRL as a young lad. Now I'm just dead inside.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never forget the taste of those shitty SnackWells cookies.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My goal in life is to get wealthy to the point that I can spend it all on the rights to "Happy Birthday" and I can show up to any party I want and make sure that nobody is singing any stupid variations of my shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, I know we're not supposed to talk about him and give any attention, but I just have to know real quick, Do we know how many of those swastika shirts Kanye sold before the whole thing got shut down? Seems like it would probably be more than zero.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

🤞😬🤞

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submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Great idea for a new show. "Love is Deaf" Same idea as "Love is Blind" but with sound canceling headphones. Fall in love. Get engaged. Time to take the headphones off to hear your soul mate and BOOM she sounds exactly like Bobcat Goldthwait.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

I was recently talking to a friend about how there's not nearly enough podcasts available these days so me and a couple random guys I met online decided to do one. stay tuned for updates

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I'm wondering how much this Daytona 500 trip will cost the taxpayers. Good thing we got rid of all that pesky wasteful spending.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Valentines Pro Tip #7: Love is in the air, but it doesn't always take two to tango. Dance like nobody's watching, sweetheart.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Valentines Pro Tip #4: Everyone knows by now that you can't set the right mood without some silky, sweet sounds. You should never underestimate the ability of some good music to take your partner on a journey of the senses.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Valentines Pro Tip #3: Even a simple card will get the motor going. Let them know you're thinking about them.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Valentines Pro Tip #2: The brain is the body's largest sexual organ. Stimulate it first this year with some saucy reading.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Valentines Pro Tip: Don't immediately start the day with a "candies"/"can deez" joke.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going out today and dead-naming the shit outta some gulfs.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Yeah, I'm an adult. Yeah, I love strawberry milk. Yeah, so what.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

It's a great day to have a great day, y'all.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My boy Mitch is getting nervous that Polio: Round 2 isn't going to go in his favor this time.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

White people had to go out in the fields for one week....

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Do disinfectant wipes make a suitable substitution to wet wipes in a pinch? Need to know rather quickly.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

My targeted ads are making me so self-conscious lately.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments