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Voted "most handsomest boy" for 30 bisexual years Mostly cis male leftist Drawfee/Dropout fan Go Birds ITFDB #OTC
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She said no more top for the month of March She's calling it suck-you lent

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOP

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Day 8 into my 14 day straight work bullshit and I'm not sure I remember what waking up naturally feels like anymore

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Old dudes love bringing up their bowel health at weird times

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Everyone talking about the Nazi salute, nobody talking about the clear reference to the 14 words right after

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I mean let's be clear, theres zero chance he's healthy enough to make it four more years

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I can't believe a father because I straight up could never spy on my children. I mean there's another pretty major reason that I can never be a father but thats one for sure

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Genuinely kinda crazy that I have this plan to be moved out by the end of 2025 and moved in with my GF and literally nobody knows about it but me

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The aesthetic of smoking a cigarette in the snow but it's a pixie stick on a beach because I don't smoke and it doesn't snow

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Last night my car made a weird noise but no warning lights lit up and it was driving normally. I'm hoping it feels better after a night of sleep

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I bet you're donning your gay little apparel right now, aren't you? Freaking jingle horse

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Old people love to assume text messages are rude

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My conspiracy theory is that trans issues were overcovered by conservatives for years so that it was easier for them to take rights away from gay people

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Every now and then I'm reminded that so many people are terrified of driving despite doing it daily and how

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One cool thing about my brain is that it's in constant competition with itself and if I don't make it to work today faster than I did yesterday I lose. And it's like this every day. It's awesome.

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My feet and ankles are so tired, I should take a break after Christmas

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My girlfriend gets to still be in bed cuddling with the dog and I'm here at work, jealous but only until I get to be done working six hours before her

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Maybe social media is okay

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"Good morning" he says, loudly and with fervor at 11 AM because he's been awake for 10 hours and is simultaneously wired and exhausted.

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TikTok is a trip right now. This edit about the assassination of the healthcare CEO went viral, got taken down, was reloaded and taken down again. Now people are uploading screen recordings of it. You’ll see why. It goes hard. (I’m posting this as a study on the social mood, not an endorsement.)

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At Jamba, just called a large a venti and was forced to leave

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Yo shout out to whoever made winter cold Incredible choice

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My Spotify wrapped says my favorite artist is the one who sculpted you

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My Spotify wrapped says I listened to the sound of your voice saying my name on repeat all year

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Who are the absolute losers who ratted on that major hero

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My toxic trait is that I cannot resist the chance to make a joke as though I'm a misogynist, like when I told my mom that my girlfriend would bring corn soufflé to Latesgiving and that would cover both of us because she's the woman

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Went to Wendy's for breakfast and my wedges were cold :(

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It's so cold

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My boss was talking to me about our employee who hits the penjamin on his breaks but comes back to work demotivated as hell and trying not to reference the fact that both her and I hit the penjamin on our breaks but continue to work hard

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Truck today only taking two hours is something I can absolutely get behind. I fuck with short trucks. Maybe this week they'll give me some hours to play with so I can call in some help

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If you're going to have the scored the "Adios" license plate then you should probably speed, right?

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Tony Romo is a crybaby holy shit

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Going to be grouping my large family into large, overlapping groups. Each person will be in 3 groups, there will be 20 groups. Then I'm rolling a D20 to decide who gets gifts this year

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