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If Mark Zuckerberg were to de-algorithize FB and give it to the world as a nonprofit global resource, he'd have all the admiration and respect he craves and more

How great is it that Veronique Kiermer, the Chief Scientific Officer of @plos.org, is on Bluesky now? Please give her a warm welcome! Follow: @verokiermer.bsky.social

Unfortunately I have been fired from my job guarding the orb containing the sum of all human knowledge from the creatures that live at the borders of reality but I know how important it is to pay down our national debt.

coming this holiday season

This week's #teslatakedown sign

Not only the 21st Century Panzer, but any vehicle of this size and power and speed should not be allowed on city streets anywhere. www.forbes.com/sites/peterl...

The resignation of a federal employee must be voluntary. I highly doubt failure to respond to this email---sent on a Saturday---would be understood by any court to be a voluntary resignation.

Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

I've just realized: Barnabas Collins, the vampire, was in Maine. Susan Collins is the Senator from Maine. 🦇🦇

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

While we were arguing about whether this is 1932 or 1933, it very quickly turned into 1935.

Trying to figure out what catastrophes are most urgent. And it would seem the internal coup being launched by Musk easily takes the cake.

Most fascist shit so far? Trump claiming that “in a heartbeat” he would deport US citizens to Salvadoran jails. Fucking insane. “We’re looking at that right now.”

Well that’s it; Palestinians are going to be expelled from Gaza permanently. Ethnic cleansing will be followed by Jared Condos along the coast for anyone but Gazans. American voters who chanted “Genocide Joe,” the people of Gaza hope you feel good about your fucked up choice.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...

It’s becoming increasingly evident that 80% of American socialists have MAGA relatives they want to stay close to. And the way they do that is by talking about the WWC and decrying civil rights as "DEI neoliberalism."

Just as with Covid, this fucker is intentionally making homidical choices. Maga is a death cult. And if you live in this country, you’re automatically in it. Your Maga neighbors think this is just fine - they don’t believe in travel anyway. www.huffpost.com/entry/doge-f...

Fucking heinous.

Costa Rica human rights ombudsman on US deportation flight yesterday: "We observed a significant number of deportees, babies in arms, children, women, elderly people, issuing calls for help, especially to be able to inform their families of their whereabouts, showing and expressing their distress."

This from @latimes.com is by far the most comprehensive look at the cost of the Palisades and Eaton fires: Real estate losses of $30 billion, annual property tax losses of $61 million, 13,000 households displaced www.latimes.com/california/s...

On Wednesday I was the first to report Leland Dudek was on the verge of losing his job at the Social Security Administration when he was suddenly promoted to acting commissioner by Elon Musk. Thursday I published a story with more details. I’ll let you guess if I got any credit in this Post story:

So there is a law that says the Pentagon can't just fire people willy nilly but have to carry out a review to ensure that it won't affect readiness. Why isn't there a law requiring that in every dept? How can it be legal for some rich weirdo to just take a wrecking ball to the U.S. govt?

It's so weird how the party that likes to claim their opponents are radical Maoists or Stalinists are engaging in purges of the military, the Justice Department, & dozens of other federal agencies at a scale that is far far far beyond anything any incoming administration in US history has ever done.

If your worldview is such that you take it as a given that rich Silicon Valley people are intelligent, then... try for a new worldview, please.

Imagine being a woman who rises to a position of tremendous power and authority in military leadership and then a guy who hosted Fox & Friends is like: yeah u had it too easy getting here so ur fired

Double-plus-ungood. It’s not just the particular terms or even the self-censorship by federal employees that’s scary. It’s the cultivation of an atmosphere in which language itself is a threat, your own tongue may be your enemy.

In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine had no signs of relapse after three years. Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.

Boss: We need a better English name. Calia came from 卡丽亚, but we need to let people know our products. Underling: We are artists but we make sofas. Our business is … Sofa Art? Boss: Too long. Let’s put “Sofa” and “Art” together. Make a new word to capture our essence. Underling: Brilliant, sir!

you know the tide is starting to turn with these people when you're hearing this kind of shit

So. It has officially happened. I have been officially let go from my position at CDC. I wasn’t a probationary employee. I had stellar performance reviews every year. I’ll be ok. But please understand that many worked HARD to get into these positions and were doing great public health work.

An entire government built on the premise of owning the libs. Revolting.

Judge orders nationwide preliminary injunction of anti-DEI executive orders. "Plaintiffs’ irreparable harms include widespread chilling of unquestionably protected speech." www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

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Our new FBI Director sells a supplement that “detoxes other people’s vaccines out of your body.” Sure. Why not.

Doing this right before firing three top military leaders is so deranged. Source at DoD told me, “Disdain for Hegseth is a near-universal feeling even among the Trumpiest in the office.“

i barely thought about Elon Musk until the Trapped Thai Schoolboys Incident, upon which it became extremely apparent he was both stupid and insane

A deep dive into DOGE data discovers a disturbing directory of discrepancies, distortions, delusions, and deception. Dismal. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...