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dirtyjuan.bsky.social
juan, adult, he/they. i like reading and professional wrestling and other things
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Hey I don’t care if a trans person somehow summoned every demon from hell and started the apocalypse, you don’t get a free ticket to be transphobic because a trans person did a bad! “But #FAFO!” Shut UP

Of course ICE is arresting Puerto Ricans now by “accident” because they were speaking Spanish is public. ¡Aquí se habla español, cabrones!

“The evils of capitalism are as real as the evils of militarism and evils of racism." -Martin Luther King Jr.

Conservatives are so fuckin funny dude. Trans people were annoying on the internet for like 2 years and they spent millions of dollars trying to convince people they should kill us over it. Pathetic. Trans people annoy me on the internet every day and I haven’t spent one red cent.

If you miss TikTok, just try YouTube Shorts. You can listen to a robot poorly describe a scene from a movie.

There’s an official job title for that: Landlord

Read that Neil Gaiman piece. Said it when the whole thing broke out and I’ll say it again now: Fuck Neil Gaiman.

This red note app shit is hilarious

Just had a heart attack in my garage. I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing. It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout. IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE

It means he’s a huge fuckin loser.

everyone quoting this with saltburn just did not pay attention to the movie

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.

I keep telling yall, starve them out! Their whole ideology is built on fighting with YOU. It’s the only way they get their jollies, and it’s the only thing that holds their facade of “persecution” together.

The tik tok algorithm is trying to sell me books now as if regular booktok content didn’t make buying more books tempting enough already 😭

evil chappell roan: it's slime... it's ghoul...

I didn’t read a lot of the classics a lot of people read in school, so I’m glad to get around them as an adult. I do feel silly shouting about how great Pride & Prejudice is or how mind blowing Franz Kafka is cause it feels like shouting about how good of a movie The Godfather is like no shit

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

new three days grace song was very meh

Transness breaks conservative (and especially white supremacist) brains because it shatters the rigid binaries they rely on to justify power. Gender isn't a natural hierarchy—it’s their excuse for control. When we exist unapologetically, it exposes their fragile systems for what they are: a lie.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

has anyone else ended up in paul mccartney explodes and fucking dies tik tok

… the metamorphosis by franz kafka. idk if that shit was supposed to be funny even but that was a miserable experience. 5/5 stars. i still stare at the wall thinking about it.

maybe i’ll start posting doodles here and stuff like that

good morning to all the baes, gays, and theys!! 🌞🤠

. @rjcity.bsky.social explaining how gay pro wrestling really is.

Me in my echo chamber