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My mom told me I was funny as a child and here we are🦩
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There’s no master plan. His ailing brain constantly misfires and when he feels threatened he attacks people he perceives are weak.

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Don’t let me down

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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

submitted 4 days ago • 296 comments

the president just shit his pants in front of the entire world, embarrassing stuff

submitted 4 days ago • 65 comments

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

submitted 4 days ago • 439 comments

An out of control senile senior citizen is destroying the world

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Today will be known as the Orange Massacre #TrumpEconomy

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The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL. #HandsOff

submitted 7 days ago • 1754 comments

Wow so the people of Lithuania gathered to mourn and pay their respects to the 4 American soldiers that tragically died there during training…this is what allies do 🫡….meanwhile Trump skipped the dignified transfer at Dover Air Force Base to play golf in Miami with Saudis

submitted 8 days ago • 24 comments

Et tu, WSJ?

submitted 8 days ago • 472 comments

#jasminecrockett #elonmusk

submitted 10 days ago • 105 comments

This is bullshit

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Thank you to whoever made this

submitted 10 days ago • 647 comments

Gramps shit his pants

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We put tariffs on an uninhabited island full of penguins but not Russia. Very normal administration we have here.

submitted 10 days ago • 668 comments

Welcome to Idiocracy.

submitted 10 days ago • 1260 comments