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But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends.Wrote about video games for a bit. Caught whiff of a BAFTA for Big Ron. G with the LBTQ+
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Just did an uncommonly energetic twisting jump motion to get out of bed, threw my phone against the wall and now I’m slightly dizzy Let’s get today ON

If you live in the block of flats opposite my pub,and see me walking in every day eating a bag of Saucy Transform A Snacks, don’t worry! You’re not caught in a time loop. It’s not a Matrix glitch. I just bought a box box from the wholesaler

I wish every part of the Who finale was as effective and affecting as the clothes folding scene. It is really stuck in my noggin

My boyfriend can’t belch, and I invented the relentless in-and-out perpetubelch. We’ve got your bases covered belchwise

Wore a Commodore 64 T-shirt out and got asked what my favourite C64 game was. I put on my best thinking face and they said just came out and said Wizball. I mean absolutely correct. but please don't take the wind out of my chin-stroking sails

How are people still doing good variants on this, this beatiful antique well must have a bottom

When I walk into a five star hotel to see the fancy foyer “I’d like to see Dunston check into THIS place”

Leafing through a 1860s Tourist guide to Wales and found this advert placed by the Mourning Warehouse for discounted griefwear. Imagining the solemn thrill of bagging that barely used top hat

Was using the Merlin app to identify - well, it was a magpie, as it turns out. Basic. Played a couple of example calls to myself out of interest, and a BEEFY magpie flew right towards me. What kind of aggro chat did they record for this app? Is it just full of birds slagging off each others eggs?

My favourite Connections category was “File Edit Insert Window”. Lazy piece of shit couldn’t even be bothered to open another app for inspiration. Do they let you use the internet at the NYT, or did they have to take it off you because of your ungovernable milk fetish

I have started waking up at 4:50am, just so I can stare at the ceiling for ten minutes before next door’s boiler flue starts shrieking. It’s my me time

If you asked me how many hang gliders had ended up with a steeple up their arse i would confidently say “all of them” followed by “that’s why they do it”