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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

yes

I dissociated myself into this situation, I'll be damned if I can't dissociate myself out of it

gettin hella crossfaded on sorrow and rage

hey can anyone tell me if it’s a good thing when you can get kidnapped and disappeared by plainclothes thugs for protesting a genocide. Is that fighting antisemitism

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Imagine Dragons? Yeah, that’s cool. But why stop there? Imagine dragon sex. Imagine dragon mate bonds. Imagine marrying your dragon mate and having copious amounts of sex. Dream a little bigger, darling.

I’ll say it again. I don’t want a billion dollars. I want trans people to have safe, long, and happy lives.

bro we're going to pour some gay in the water supply tonight if u wanna pull up

need me a girl with a pair of real harvey milkers

I don't think we talk enough about how soft women's lips are and how great it is kissing them.

I hate that I have to spend the prime years of my life living through a resurgence of fascism.

fuck these allergies dude I need my mucussy blasted

Hey, stop giving the sieg heil to people driving teslas. First off, it makes you look like a nazi, and that's a good way to get your ass beat, and secondly, it makes you look like a nazi, which makes trans and Jewish people like me highly uncomfortable. There is no acceptable ironic use of it.

More books should have trans joy and sex, actually.

Mainstream Democrats are so addicted to only supporting what polls well they'd have watched the nazis load my people onto box cars to be sent to die. Why should I support your party if you're increasingly willing to sacrifice me at the altar of popularity? How many votes is my life worth?

Definitely relatable at LVL 33

Layers of abstracts solve self-imposed problems while imposing more problems. So you end up in a loop of piling them indefinitely. That's also how you come to a conclusion that LLMs are needed to deal with them. "Superhuman" code is the one that should've not existed.

If you go back and read the country’s original user manual it lists factors that help you identify monarchical malware and suggests solutions.

Important disclaimer!

No amount of executive orders can make us cease to exist.

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers

I'm done being human, I'm going back to whatever the fuck this was. *Flops wetly*

In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say: The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.

I think I've found a way to articulate what bothers me about the trajectory of the modern tech industry (and to some extent... society). We are on this Earth to provide for each other. That's the "mission" of humanity as I see it. This is incompatible with what the tech industry seeks to do.