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It's Caturday. Mr. I Don't Like Cats when we first met 13 years ago is now Mr. Getting Snuggled Nightly By Our Two Eldest.

Any med students needing surgery hours wanna give me a free radical hysterectomy? 🙏 Pls

Not cat related but joyful nonetheless: the spring ephemerals are coming up in the woods! Hepaticas, bloodroot, and Dutchman's Breeches are all blooming, trout lilies are abundant but not quite open yet, and my favorites the trilliums have buds!

Got a 2 person (myself included) book club going reading the Earthsea books and I can't really properly convey how happy I am to finally be embracing the fantasy nerd within me.

Basil and Dawson: in the lair of the Yellow King #greatmousedetective

Caturday offering:

Brain fog is remembering Keith Jardine's name even though he hasn't fought in ufc since 2010 but completely blanking on my favorite Tolkien character's name that I've used in the last month. Idk what part of getting older this is but it sucks shit.

Poor season 3 of Daredevil. I just cannot be fucked to actually pay attention to 80% of it but I don't wanna be completely lost when I watch Born Again.

Today is a day where I feel flared up. I did a few loads of laundry, lots of stairs and bending and lifting and carrying. Idk what I have. I assume it's some kind of dysautonomia. I don't think it's POTS because it doesn't seem to be postural.

I love spring. It's when I wake up at 3am with a sneezing fit and the tops of my fingers and my ear lobes itch like crazy.

Shit goddamnit I missed Caturday again. It's only Tuesday, nbd.

ISO: A nice girl to play bluesy guitar with the windows open while she lets me read her Tokyo Ghoul Manga on a pleasantly warm spring night.

Shit it's Caturday

You're talking to the weird kid who was so obsessed with the movie Se7en that they wrote their 7th grade final essay on the 7 deadly sins and the 7 cardinal virtues. Read Paradise Lost and Inferno when they were 13 years old.

HEY uh just so everyone knows, pan people aren't attracted to genders. gender isn't a contributing factor to their attraction. attraction happens regardless of gender. met some real confused ppl today who couldn't sort that out so just gonna give a little queer refresher course. thx for your time.

I don't rock with Cory Booker but I rock with h breaking the filibuster record. He's getting close.

Georgetown's Oak Hill Cemetery today, wow.

Read a substack review of War of the Rohirrim that said Saruman's cameo at the end was ill advised as if Saruman taking up residence in Isengard after the war with the Dunlendings isn't canon. A brother was mad about something canon actually being in a film adaptation. Wild.

This a.m. I washed all the dishes from dinner last night then decided to bake some cookies in this toaster oven I got for free and delivered for free by another person in a buy nothing, sell nothing fb group. Completing these little tasks while flared up from my period makes me so proud of myself.

Oh shit it's Caturday

Morning walk. Nice, bright morning, despite the clouds. Rosemary dripping down the side of a garden box. Saw Ospreys for the first time this year, flying over the ponds then low overhead to a tree, but not on the nest.

Ohhhhh I fucked up. I fucked up real big. I watched The Strange Thing About the Johnsons before listening to the warnings the creator, who compiled this list, laid out. "Disturbing" doesn't quite cover it.

Listening to a Playlist I found on tiktok called Spooky Banjo Time and getting some housework done before I dive into YouTube horror movies and crafting. I can no longer determine how many spoons I have for the day and have been running out at like 4pm every day for the last week.

So when are we gonna have widespread jumping spider petting zoos? I don't wanna keep or raise them, I just wanna visit them and look at how cute they all are.

Today is 90s horror and crafting. 🫀🫀🫀 Not giving up on this friendship bracelet thing. The first chevron I made in this colorway was waaaaaaay too short but I loved it so we're trying again.

Just found out Lazarus will be airing on April 5th and episodes will be on max the next day. Oh hell yeah.

Finished the LOTR books, which are incredible. 10/10 of course. I couldn't have done it without the audiobooks, though. The ones narrated by Rob Inglis. Now I'm reading the Earthsea books, and listening to Rob Inglis once more. Cueing up the audiobook and hearing his voice brought me much joy.

The clock app is suppressing this artist from promoting their music because they promoted punching nazis. Stream this song for us pls ty 🫀🫀🫀

Give me 2 hours with near any fiber art and I'll hit my stride.

Return of the King read by Rob Inglis on my speakers and The X-Files muted on my TV and a craft in my hands. I consider this treatment for adhd.