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it’s absurd how Mike Klubnika pretty much outclasses the entire industry single handedly

spent my afternoon making a short little web game for New Yorkers called "Don't Rank Cuomo"... it has 10 levels. it's very realistic and challenging. can YOU don't rank Cuomo? play in browser (free): radiatoryang.itch.io/cuomo

> make country rely on dirty energy > attack other countries so dirty energy prices skyrocket ???????? > profit!

posters prize today

making a political science fantasy show in the vein of an nbc magical realism sitcom where an entire town of people base their governance on consideration of others and calling it “Thoughtville” each episode is about how the town should make roundabouts nicer or make cycling easier or something

traumatic werewolf transformation sequence except you turn from a naive optimistic games critique into the jaded, cynical one unable to stop seeing the infinite horizon of disappointment against the idyllic sky of possibility

this place is addicted to gambling. "no you guys this time it will work bro- I swear bro, just one more case, please bro JUST ONE MORE CASE LAW, JUST ONE MORE APPEAL I SWEAR"

literally stop relying on courts to do things you need to do with legislation

if you "whataboutism" my threads on tech I will just ignore you sorry you weren't reading

ive used android since 2007 and google bricked my pixel with an untested OTA update that also destroyed the failsafe telemetry, essentially bricking thousands of devices globally. isoftware designed by the company whose primary role is to *sell you ads* - it's not the Opensource utopia it once was

I really do actually miss iOS dominance in Mobile ecosystems because now every discussion is an unproductive rehash of the "well you can do XYZ better on [flavor of unix] as long as you invest [untold hours re-learning computer]" from the 90s it's just now it's someone telling you android is great

gofundme does take a small chunk out of your funds for processing fees, so hopefully momentum keeps going on the fundraiser 🙏 (not that donations received thus far aren't life-changing already)

"what's common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders" most video games you know and love are like 2-4 years of fucking around making a game that won't exist and 10-14 months of very rapidly finding out

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

some of u rn

folks what's my situation if at first glance I thought this was Eternal Darkness fan art (there isn't even an old west section in that game, should've tho)

normalize girls being funny in a ギャップ萌えkind of way

Joshiraku /じょしらく slaps imho

situations like this are a gift from the universe- like a comedy skit from your favorite YouTube video or anime

My friend has had this treatment. It's... well it's pretty much magic. He's been in remission for six months. Without it he'd be dead.

"hey bro what's up" "hey- you ok? you don't have to front with me" "sorry, you're right- I was mascing.."

mascs are good actually

have been logged off touching grass and gotta say this place is for the birds lol

would someone good at computer (UX engineering) explain why touchpads, but just PCs in general (even Mac) *really* struggle so much with highlighting text? overselecting, weird hidden characters, why is WYSIWYG so difficult

this is good contemporary neo noir micro fiction informed by a deep sense of knowledge in this period it’s always nice to see fiction that wields lore of real stuff so well it essentially turns into amber of historic knowledge real name of the rose shit here lol

tech is full of people who think exactly like this

dr breen tells gordon about the multiverse like an enraged foodie snob “i’ve tasted things you people wouldn’t believe, gordon you have no idea what real food is”

back to touching nature