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discohobo.bsky.social
I’m 60% water.
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A more satisfying end to the Harry Potter series would have been him waking up on the train platform after knocking himself out by running into a brick column.

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I wonder how conflicted centaurs get at rodeos?

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My real fear is getting kidnapped when I have a bad, congestive, head cold and the kidnappers put tape over my mouth.

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It’s not that I WANT World War III to happen, it’s just… I’m tired of playing games based on World War II.

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Getting older is just you taking off your glasses every seven minutes and cleaning them because you think they’re dirty, but it’s just your vision rapidly deteriorating.

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“I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.” #planestrainsandautomobiles

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And now for my favorite movie…Planes, Trains & Automobiles

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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

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Stop putting fake antlers on your automobiles.

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