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90% feet 👣 | Queer, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🤍 | Avatar alt text: White man* holding a yellow phone, dressed in a unbuttoned white shirt with a blue dress underneath tucked into blue-green jeans
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submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

help 💀

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

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submitted 1 hour ago • 23 comments

“You can now do the thing that every other news app has done for the last 15+ years.”

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

all foxes arrive in kit form

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments

RELIEVED AND REJUVENATED AUDIENCE

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

One year today since that willy wonka experience

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

it's true, in 2014 matt smith took one look at me and called me a tranny fag and that's when I knew I had to transition 😔🙏

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

He fell over and got straight back up. I am worse than Hitler.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Can’t even said “bloody hell” in the chat on monarchy-themed match three games anymore because of woke.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Monday.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Wordle 1,346 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #624 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #358 “Step to it” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I love okbc

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

In the winter I dress like Joey. In the summer, 3.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

“I was suffering from writer’s block for months before revisiting my childhood passion for setting fire to cars and stealing handbags from old ladies gave me the creative spark I needed to finish my first novel.”

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Don't think Knock Down Ginger would go down well in the neighbourhood tbqhwy

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Fails to send off an Arsenal player on a clear red during the NLD and then awards them a very weak penalty in the 85th minute that ends up being the winner.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Just bumping Arthur’s starter pack that he filled with many many cool people.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Post an image you can hear

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

They should choose the new pope like an FA Cup draw. Each round, two cardinals have to arm wrestle.

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

Sunday night is weekly music recap night. And because I’ve had no Wi-Fi, and stats.fm likes to shit its pants when you try to sync Apple Music, apparently Chrome Shoppe Interlude was my fifth most streamed track this week.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Post an image you can hear

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

But do keep sending me £40 a month for me to post on here because I can’t give up the grift.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Bluesky eats up so much data when you spend all day looking at pics of people’s asses.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments