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curse these metal hands he/him, BLM, trans rights are human rights, baby! Hoch hech!
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No one wants a fucking healthy Easter egg, fuck off #theapprentice

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I don't care for Bob Dylan

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Arteta's Arsenal are simply not serious

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

[peanut butter factory] BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

That's an absolute shitter about Michelle Trachtenberg

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I am shocked that petrochemical billionaire Jim Ratcliffe seems like a bad man

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Arteta will blame the shape of the corner flags or something

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

PAUL HENDY!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Imagine being such a big Nazi shitheel that even Jordan Bardella finds it a bit much

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"You messed up selling spuds, so get your jacket. You're fired." #theapprentice

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Read a Metro article about that bloke who died in the Nutty Putty Caves, boy I did not like that

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Having a bowl of cereal

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Cheap peanut butter is better than fancy peanut butter. If I want to spread solid peanuts on my bread I'll just decant a bag of KP* on it

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

@publicbenjamin.bsky.social Raducanu beats Sakkari in Dubai to end losing run - www.bbc.com/sport/tennis... Finally!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Wish I didn't have to hear about that Bitcoin harddrive cunt every five minutes

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... This isn't a sign of Arteta being a genius. If this works out it's dumb luck.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

YYYYEEEEESSSSS

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"Nadia, you offered a bloke £1.50 for a whole fleece. You was more Tightarse Andronicus than Titus Andronicus." #apprentice

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Never mind the bloody watch, the only thing getting wound up 'ere is me #apprentice

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I think Arsenal are going to win the league. My god.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Greggs opening in Conwy thinking they can compete with Popty are absolutely kidding themselves.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

People who think CGI Yoda back flipping all over the place against CGI Palpatine is better than any of the lightsaber duels under Disney's production are losers

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment