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If you’re wanting a Christian nation then condemn the presidents behavior. Quickly and loudly 🫰🫰 Exodus 20:4 4 You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below

I hope all my friends get forehead kisses daily

I need to be honest here…I never understood the hype around Ratatouille

Titling an email WHITE☁️THIS🕊️WAY🤍 in THIS climate, is absolutely wild @anthropologie.bsky.social

AP News got kicked out of the oval office for dead naming the Gulf of Mexico so don’t tell me there’s nothing we can do about Nancy Mace and Lauren Boberts abhor any behavior

Sending out my weekly “sorry I’ve been disconnected lately I’ve been spiraling” texts for the 3rd week in a row

The pastor who told me I was going to hell for being a lesbian just outted himself as a nazi sympathizer. I can’t believe I let someone like that make me cry

You wanna fuck with trans people? Fine…I’m gonna dead name the Gulf of Mexico and Denali for the next four years

Watching TikTok crash out live really felt watching the ball drop in 1999 except I’m not optimistic and full of hope

There will always be room in the budget for grocery store flowers

Being ticklish is so embarrassing. Not only do I have to worry about letting lil farts out but now I’m patrol for little giggles too? Grow up

I tweaked my back at work and had the unfortunate responsibility of explaining to my co worker the difference between throwing out your back and blowing out your back. s.o.s.

Does does everyone have a crazy ex that sounds like Lisa Frank as portrayed in the Amazon doc?

Taylor Swift having an Eras theme birthday party is so girlhood coded

Besties I’m not worried about someone deleting my browser history when I die…I need you to delete every note in my notes app. I write too much drunk poetry.

We don’t talk about how those fucking giving keys were YA purity culture. The premise was someone had to think about you dearly enough to buy you one…you didn’t just buy one for yourself. So you were either dearly beloved or you weren’t

Just remembered the time my dad survived a rattlesnake bite only to get on Taylor Swifts internet and question modern medicine……guys when I tell you my sisters and I dodged a bullet when my dad chose his other family

Clean hair, full heart, can’t lose…or whatever the saints are saying these days