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Love it when the leg press clicks my back for me 🫦

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Also bloody loving the song they used in the sex scene, need Leo Woodall to ******* me and ***** me while this plays: open.spotify.com/track/754wVX...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Watched it again still fucking brilliant. Really appreciated the cinematography this time, so absolutely gorgeous shot composition and colour choices.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Friends fear he's listening to The Leftovers soundtrack again 🥲 open.spotify.com/track/6qWKxz...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hope SimpsonHaugh's offices burn down or something, a crumb of architectual innovation and creativity would be nice. All the towers are so fucking dull 🙃

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I can never get over how heartbreaking this song is Ashe wrote about her brother, what a beautifully touching musical reflection of grief. open.spotify.com/track/6xNz3B...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Left Bridget Jones: Mad About A Boy a little bit shook. I thought it was brilliant, I'm so surprised the 4th instalment of a rom-com franchise could produce something some profound and meaningful. As equally nostalgic as it is fresh, as funny as it is serious. Potentially the best of the series.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Ten Nigella Lawson recipes that sound like banned WWE moves. 1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle 2. Red Slump 3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions 4, Mackerel Teriyaki 5. Onion Mulch 6. Coq au Riesling 7. Bang Bang Turkey 8. The Liquorice Cheesecake 9. A Hoisin Quail 10. The Boozy British Trifle

submitted 601 days ago • 11 comments

Did not expect to be laying my eyes on Cyndi Lauper this evening but there she was with teal hair being a sweetie.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Christopher Nolan could never 😌

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

In October, I appeared on GB News to talk about Railcard fare prosecutions, they agreed to pay me £40. After several months of back and forth, they finally paid me last month but said they would not contract me again as I refused to sign a gag clause which would prevent me from criticising them.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Had a threesome, left with one of the guys and started talking about Pope Joan, gender in ancient Rome, and Pederasty 🙃. Never change William, never change 😊

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

About to colour drench my bedroom in this red, wish me luck!

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

This is giving such early 2000s Madonna vibes, love it open.spotify.com/track/5KzjHp...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Charing Cross Road, pedestrianised today. Glorious. Because whenever you take cars away, cities get better.

submitted 29 days ago • 161 comments

It's so upsetting and frustrating to see Kate Winslet talk to passionately about Lee. Lee Miller was such an interesting character and has such a unique and profound story. However, this film is so poorly done and just fails on so many fronts. Such a shame

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

The greatest local Facebook drama in history

submitted 31 days ago • 15 comments

I hope the fishermen who invented romesco sauce had some unholy good sex. Such a sexy sauce, slather it over all of my veggies please x

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Felicity Jones turned up to The Brutalist, an hour and 40 minutes in, with a 50p wig, mad as hell and served cunt for the duration. Obsessed with her and her AI Hungarian x

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The Brutalist was a bit of a wild ride, very unexpected really. Not sure how I felt about it all

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments