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palace beating villa at their own trademark strategy of “run fast; kick ball hard”

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#palast

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holy fucking shit wow

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is that good

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crimecon would just be an orgy with powerpoints about typography

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one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

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we still got it

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texting my girlfriend that i had a proctologist appt hits nowhere near the same as texting my girlfriend that i paid an old man $25 to finger my butthole

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humiliate them

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yes

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ignoring that and choosing to focus on how cool Saka is

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MADRID CAN SUCK MY FUCKING CANNON THE CANNON IS MY DICK

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send antonio rudiger to the hague for war crimes

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every minute that i spend watching this arsenal game i take 1d6 psychic damage

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i’m a stay at home dom

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the adhd urge to take the remote with you after you pause the tv to get something from another room, and then leave the remote in that room

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we should kind of be embarrassed that liverpool have the lead they do. the rest of this league is fucking ass.

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hey does anyone know the exact correct amount of attention to pay to current events because every amount I've tried feels like simultaneously way too much and not nearly enough

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

Hang on Arsenal did what

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Me to every Arsenal post since the match ended:

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thank you!! that ball was 10 feet outside the post and whipped back in. unreal.

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Just imagine, five years ago if someone had told you that in 2025, Arsenal fans would be at the Emirates singing "Are you Tottenham in disguise?" to Real Madrid. 🤣

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being an arsenal fan is hilarious

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just saw a dang dracula

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the adhd urge to take the remote with you after you pause the tv to get something from another room, and then leave the remote in that room

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I simply refuse to believe it. There is no way Russell Brand is a comedian

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

as good a day as any to fight fascism i suppose

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just saw a dang dracula

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Normalise filling your design system with unhinged shit

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I am the opposite of that scene in Dirty Dancing. I have not had the time of my life and Patrick Swayze is dead.

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Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.

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seriously molinews was right there

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"Mission Accomplished" banner tramp stamp

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Remember the episode of Home Improvement where he turbocharged his bidet then had to have surgery?

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