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Idea for dumb bad scary game I thought of at 4 am

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TIL tongues work on touch screens

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How the hell do firefighters survive digging trenches all day in hot weather, in close proximity to wildfires, and in those big ass uniforms that are probably very hot and hard to work in? They must be suffering! I'm glad they are willing to do all that hard work for others.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

How the hell did I drop my phone in such a way that it flew behind my head before I caught it?

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This cat is WILD!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I fell asleep at 3am, woke up at 10am, looked at my spreadsheet where I track what do each hour everyday, and the 5am cell was the yellow I use to represent that I urinated. I went to sleep needing the washroom, and now I didn't? And an app that says when I used apps says sheets was opened at 5:45.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

OwO = :3 UwU = 33?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It's insane how some animals survive having 10+ teething babies all simultaniously gnawing on their enflamed milk sacs! Even just 1 sounds painful!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me, or has ChatGPT been acting kind of like a zesty besty lately?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I just searched "I kissed Micheal on his ear yesterday" on YouTube looking for a specific vsauce video, and all the search results are reposts of that video, videos about that video, gore, and shameless child abuse. Youtube is owned by a search engine. Is it so hard to just give me the damn video?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized Nile Red is technically a reaction YouTuber.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I wish the Asperger's dr held off on getting outed as a nazi a little bit longer. Maybe I would have avoided discrimination in school Asperger's was still in the DSM-5. Like how some kids probably wouldn't have been killed if Asperger's syndrome had been come up with and separated from autism sooner

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, Marrily Marrily had a lamb and Little Bo Peep did not haha

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It's kind of weird how "manga" is basically the only Japanese word used in English that people correct other's pronunciation of, meanwhile words like karate and karaoke get to go rampant with the most botched pronunciations ever.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Companies that make pill organizers have to stop being so damn hyperspecific. Just put the week days on them. Not the damn time of day or which week it is. Neither of those fit what I'm looking for. I'm so annoyed about the fact that I can't find anything without the unnecessary hyperspecific labels

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

I got a notification saying it's Pi Day, but it isn't. Whoever made that notification should learn to read a calendar. Pi Day is a month from now! Idiot.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I asked ChatGPT if something I typed made sense, and it was like "yes, but it sucks. lemme fix it" and just added 1 comma, removed brackets, and added 1 word so the words in the brackets can work with the sentence. Now I feel like I can't make those basic fixes because I might as well copy and paste

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

I want to see the test screening version of Shrek where Fiona made kids cry whenever she came on screen!

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My brain says all primates are monkeys, all felines are cats, all canines are dogs, and all reptiles are lizards. The last one is the silliest one because turtles look nothing like lizards, but I sometimes find myself calling them lizards anyway.

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Crap. I think I'm supposed to use military time on this sheet because the AM/PM time doesn't fit. I've already tracked the AM/PM times on a digital spreadsheet, so now I'm a bit concerned I might make a mistake when converting the times.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I looked up my horoscope because of Jerma and it's basically like "You know that thing you want but seeking it hurt you really bad recently? NOW you're totally going to get it! Don't hesitate to do something you've already done many times only for it to backfire painfully every time. I dare you."

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Websites only ever use either the American flag or the Union Jack to represent English, only sometimes using other flags if listing variants. But why not the English flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿? It's literally THE English flag, but it's never ever used to represent the English language!

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow a 3-minute long conversation started with my older sibling saying "Mom is friends with [neighbour]" then ended with me saying "What if 'the boy who lived' becomes 'the man who died', then we never find out if he'll go bald or not?" The transition between topics was super smooth too! How?

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

RAS Syndrome is a flawed name for redundant acronyms. It's not widely recognized enough to call it that without then having to say what it stands for, which ruins the joke. On top of that, I just read about a medical condition called RAS! So maybe RAS Syndrome should be called RA Acronyms instead.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

It's pretty interesting how most primates are constantly doing body weight exercises like it's nothing, meanwhile many humans struggle to do a single push up.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

I asked my older sibling what they think about woolly mammoths, and they said something like "They were cool at one point, but they got a lot of sequels and now they're less cool." They thought I was asking for their opinion on the Ice Age movies, but their response applies to mammoths too!

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

I've recently started seeing stars (the visual disturbance, not the distant balls of gas) sometimes, and have jumped almost every time! Just now, I SCREAMED despite not consciously noticing it yet! Why am I like this? It's just a couple of little white dots gliding by! Chill!

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

The middle human centipede person is a straw

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

My mom was telling my little sister that she doesn't recommend marriage, saying you can be together and love each other without all that legal stuff, then my little sister responded saying she wants to get married just so that she could get a divorce lmao!

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

There's probably an alternate universe where Isaac Neuton or someone else discovered gravity by getting pooped on by a bird.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment