distractabee.bsky.social
Trapped in a hell of my own making, inside another, larger hell of someone else's making (Texas)
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The picture I took this morning to document my post-debauchery face, and the chili momo I ordered from the Indian-Nepalese place that completely cured my headache
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I don't drink but once a month or so, Dustin drinks almost every night and I truly don't understand how he lives like this. Presumably he has to drink to cope with how he feels from drinking the day before. Probably an unhealthy cycle.
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I will probably still not be doing that again. Dustin and I agreed that we probably should have stayed home since neither of us wanted to go, perhaps precipitating the heavy drinking in order to socially lubricate
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One of my friends is having a pie baking contest for his birthday so we all have to make pies and bring them to him for judging
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I'm biased because the first guy I ever slept with was experimenting with ethical non-monogamy and it was a complete fucking shit show, by the way he is a moderately successful country musician who will be performing at this bar in 6 months, why can I not forget the names of these men in peace
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No disrespect to polyamorous people but we are 39
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What the fuck......
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No, they have a legit database of songs they've paid to license and everything and it for some reason includes like ten Ween songs lol. One time I sang Piss Up a Rope
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Well, someone sang "The Bitch is Back" and someone sang "Bubblegum Bitch" so I felt like I had to complete the bitch trifecta with Baby Bitch, and it killed
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It's all true, and more
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You will always make friends at the function with Ween
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The girls did not love Chumbawumba. I have left the girly pop waters, I am throwing my lot in with the Freaky Bros... My people
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It is about 45 minutes
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We'll simply never know
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Not pictured: my lesbian pride flag Ugg slides
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it's a little expensive but these are high quality pieces that are gonna last a long long time and the sizing is very plus size inclusive. I'm obsessed with the three sweaters I have from her and I wear them any time the temperature dips shopredsky.com
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I was just telling Dustin about it only to discover that it's not on streaming at all (except to rent for like $14) so now I have to track down a physical copy
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Also, as a bonus, that meant I learned about Chris Eccleston (the greatest Chris of all) from watching Shallow Grave
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I taped Takashi Miike's Audition off of IFC!!! That's how I got movies lol
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Unfortunately my whole cinephile origin story is essentially "wanted to see more of an actor I thought was sexy" but anyway, God bless the broken road etc
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I still vividly remember checking out Trainspotting and Milo and Otis at the same time and the clerk being like "?????????" (My dad's gf providing the adult ID necessary)
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That and liking anime in middle school leading me to watching a bunch of Japanese movies, and then, having learned about those movies, finding out about the IFC channel on cable where I could occasionally see such films and more
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I always liked movies but what probably led to me watching more "cinema" (lol) was that I loved Star Wars and when The Phantom Menace was coming out I was like "well if this Ewan MacGregor man is playing Obi Wan I need to see some other movies he's been in" which were NOT appropriate for an 11 y/o!
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Maybe I need to.... Sigh..... Eliminate gluten or dairy from my diet and see if that helps
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You're manufacturing consent for this guy to fuck my wife!!
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It's crazy in here (my brain)
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Every day!!!!
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This is a joke about how "on God" sounds like "en garde"
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Eating like my mom arc incoming