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I just lost my Medicaid coverage. I’m a full time PhD student who only earns about $26K. The only reason I’m not on food ramps is because my dad (a mensch) is letting me live in his house. I’m so upset I’m about to vomit. #medicaidcuts #gradstudent #virginia

The number of Virginia Tech undergrads and grad students who are having their visas revoked keeps going up. This is horrific. My international cohorts are afraid and overwhelmed. We are not okay. #fascism

Virginia Tech President Sands announces that U.S. government has revoked visas for 7 students. #fascism

Might save a life.

Here I am learning about p-values and theory while the White House is being run my the human equivalent of a McFlurry machine…

But noooooo WoMeN are tOo eMOtiOnaL tO be lEaDerS…

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

Having the flu type A as a perimenopausal woman… No One: …… My Body: *evil cackles* now we can accelerate our nuclear development program and achieve the temperature of the SUN’S CORE BWAHAHAHA 🔥💀

Look, I have childhood trauma too… but I didn’t turn into an idiot business weirdo that bullies vulnerable populations for funsies. Also, f**k Nazis.

I need someone to fly blimp with a trans pride flag over Mar-a-lago 🏳️‍⚧️ I can pay you in cookies

It’s taken me a while to evolve as a feminist and part of it was realizing the KKK didn’t sew their own robes. White women did. We did. We’ve been f*cking up for a long time.

I need the press to ACTIVELY document and question everything that man does in office with Kendrick Lamar energy. I want all the receipts.

Facts!

I never have an excuse to tell my chiropractor. My body just does what it wants. Like quitting.

One of my strongest powers is that I can fold a fitted sheet into a perfect rectangle. But opening exterior doors is hard for some reason.

I am torn between the needs of washing laundry vs lesson planning. Just kidding: I’m going to watch kdrama.

Mr. Bill would like to recommend the practice of DILLIGAF. #JudgyCat

Live. Laugh. Legislate. #BringBackRoe

I weight train so that in 40 years, I’ll be that one b*tch that hard to catch in the nursing home. Great aunt gains.

New Year’s Revolutions, not resolutions.

I would like to announce I finally beat Calamity Ganon. Also: I am bad at timing.

Jesus was born in the spring + the winter solstice is a pagan tradition + Bruce Willis is the true hero of Christmas = yippee ki yay you heathen mother****ers. (And I say that with love.) 🎄❤️

Zelda games taught me to always watch out for the dude with crazy hair and an unrestrained appetite for power.

Thursday: submitted final grades Friday: emotional crisis + boredom Saturday: sips coffee in pillow fort = true joy #phdstudent

No kings, no masters, no billionaires.

Pelosi is what we call a “ladder kicker” in WGSS. She’s at the top of the food chain, hoarding power instead of empowering younger generations of women. Not cool.

Mr. Bill says you should let people experience the consequences of their actions.

Working on my spring 2025 syllabus wondering how many mental health days I should put in the schedule… 🤔