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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.
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I've said this probably a million times but fuck Ruby. Fuck gems, bundler, the whole rails ecosystem, and especially cocoapods. You can all burn in hell.

People who punctuate with a space before a period or comms or whatever: Your teachers have failed to educate you. People who put two spaces after a period: Your teachers have failed to prepare you for the real world.

All right, Elon, yes the sun will expand and destroy Earth, but on the other hand a giant gravitational rip can form at any time and place causing us all to get turned into galactic spaghetti as we're sucked into the void. Maybe an asteroid. Maybe the big crunch. My point is, shut the fuck up.

I know I'm really cookin' when I do an @agoldman.bsky.social -esque laugh in the Zoom meeting.

The demure and mindful urge to throw a hot cup of coffee at developers giving reviews 5 minutes before showtime.

It's a bad year for a... white wedding.

This is what science should be doing instead of letting Elon fry pig brains so we can doomscroll more efficiently.

WONTFIX

ICE shows Canadians the frightening path the #RCMP is on — The force's Community Response Unit could, under the wrong circumstances, become something much worse than it already is New column from Nick Gottlieb: ricochet.media/justice/poli... #police #Landback #BCpoli

relevant tweet for today

Give it to me straight, am I gonna start playing Panama on loop outside Stornoway or not?

This week, federation.

Okay. I finally watched Scarface. I actually think it isn't very good. Anyone who thinks Pacino is doing a decent Cuban accent has clearly never met a Cuban from Cuba.

Those soft, moist Yale hands have never been in a steel mill before.

Stephen, did you stick your head in the shine-o ball-o?

Your worst enemy is not the person in opposition to you. It is the person occupying the spot you would be fighting from and doing nothing. ~Heather Marsh, Binding Chaos

Marc Andreessen looks Baron Harkonnen from a low budget Dune.

Daulton Varsho is back. #BlueJays

I am going over my work deliverables over the next 90 days and I am going to be a very busy goat indeed.

(Hank Williams Jr. voice) ARE YOU READY FOR AN ORDERLY ELECTION?!

Banning lube is a new one.

Peak Canada

YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

Not only did Macron not shake Trump's hand, he shook Zelenskyy's hand in possibly the coolest way ever.

Inside Hegseth's Personal Sanctuary: A tour of the Man Cave he calls "The Wolf's Den", tonight on 60 Minutes.

This is why I think Pierre Poilievre will lose on Monday.

Holy shit, the @westernkabuki.bsky.social theme in @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social really scrambled my brain.

Clerical errors and heavily armed dogs. 🖋️📚

Good morning and happy Friday! The weekend is upon us!

I should really stop waiting until Thursday night to write something that I want to publish on Friday afternoon. Maybe I'll do that next week, but I probably won't.

The days of Google Docs are ending; we enter the age of Docs, made by France's Interministerial Directorate for Digital Affairs and Germany's Center for Digital Sovereignty of Public Administration. We need more governments to collaborate on public software projects to achieve digital sovereignty.

Please, God. I want this man embarrassed out of politics forever.

Nah, CDs in Bali.