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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.
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Tired: Tear in your beer. Wired: Strum in your drank.

Send Bibi to the Hague.

Pete Hegseth is a man child who is unable to grow a beard and a giant racist.

I'm totally loving this whole "they elected a Muslim and therefore antisemitism has taken over the country" trope. It's really not tiresome and Islamophobic at all!

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me: ...so if I write documentation about writing documentation is it metadocumentation? What if I write documentation about writing about documentation about writing documentation? Is that metametadocumentation?

Somewhere in Dimes Square, some neocon is clutching his pearls and losing his shit that he can't force old ladies out of their apartments like he planned. Also, in case I haven't made it clear, fuck Dimes Square.

@bosty.ca What's the best DJ Qualls joint?

Whenever I see DJ Qualls in something in the last 10 years I always say "Shit that guy looks a lot like DJ Qualls, I wonder who it is? OH SHIT, it is DJ Qualls! Nice dude."

It seems like Sam Altman was trying to run the best grift, but forgot that Microsoft is the greatest grifter of all time. AGI? Please. Come back when you can charge $200 for Windows ME, or ship something like Vista and keep a straight face. Then you can grift with the big boys, Sam.

I have a very incredibly speculative and fabricated source that says that Bill Ackman is also a sex pest.

You don't need to spend $190 on a font to be a good developer.

I now own a second home, and they're treating me like I own a second home! For shame!

Just putting it out there that everyone self-censors at work, it's called "being a professional."

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

No, YOU are singing "Honor to us All" to yourself.

What is the least effective way to go after Trump? Is it scolding people overtop of your glasses like Schumer, or is it the blatant hypocrisy and impotence of Adam Schiff? These are not serious people. Primary everyone.

Okay, I'll say it. Hottawa.

The most typical thing in this clip is the fact that the Commissionaires totally ignore her and continue their conversation while someone's waiting to pass the gate. The only remember they had a job to do after she ran in.

"Bobby, you need to understand that all media is a construction by an interest group. These groups have a point of view they want you to agree with. They do this so that you will give them your support and access to capital, be it social or economic."

Folks, go buy the fan. You've thought about it enough. Today's the day.

As a certified internet old person who marched against that war, I offer my services to remind anyone who wants it what was claimed at the time and what actually happened.

You Forgot It In People is the best album from 2000 to 2010 send skeet.

"Dangol' you know what that fascism on the rise man ain't no good tell you what you talking got dang secret ol' police man, comin' round asking for dang ID man. Getting the dang measles man, talking 'bout endin' that medicare man dang ol' meemaw dang ol' need it man on her dang fixed income man."

Democrats Abroad blocked me 😂

This week's new story is gonna be late, but here's the one from last week I forgot to post.

I confess, I asked the machines a question tonight. The qusetion I asked was: "what's it called when a fluid leaves like a string between two things like schlorp" I should probably go to bed.

Tell David Kronenberg I have an idea for Ratatouille 2.

"Perhaps a tweak to the algorithm is in order."

Nobody wants to pay for shit software that you think will give you the right answer but is only as knowledgeable as a teenager with a smartphone.

No, but it can buy clean piss.

Reminiscent of this classic.

Furthermore, If you use AI, it's not art and it doesn't make you an artist. It's not democratizing art, it's enabling, not only vast copyright infringement, but it's only used so Sam Altman can order a burrito delivered to him mid-turd on his gold shitter down in his utility closet.

Maaaan, I want to read books but I have to write docs!