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diversestripes.bsky.social
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who assists the taskmaster's assistant?

submitted 2 hours ago • 27 comments

got my ahhh prescription #taskmaster

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are you fully employed and also think your life is just ongoing jobless behaviour

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this is 100% real

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

been to sweden on midsommar last year and i can savely say it's absolute cult behaviour

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friendly reminder that this picture exists (please behave) x

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Drop something Black and White

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

tim key and rosie jones on sunday brunch let's goo

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alex is gonna be on the wheel???

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

no longer a will they/wont they so much as a when they (immediately after the show)/how they (nasty style)/ why aren’t I invited #taskmaster

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

nothing ever beats greg and alex on stage during the studio task

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

normal day at the taskmaster office with @chloemaria.bsky.social

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we're all jennifer

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Five years ago today, the very first episode of "No More Jockeys" was uploaded to YouTube. This phenomenon involving @alexhorne.bsky.social, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and #TimKey was the catalyst to this incredible group of people. youtu.be/4xIulxG7_k8?... #NoMoreJockeys

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

who's your fav on nmj, alex or tim

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

do you ever feel like if you put on no more jockeys with the wrong group of friends, they'll get you sectioned

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Feedback from Kirsten & Suyi is that Alex was an absolute nightmare. Smashed their teacups in a rage, yelled at the staff, swept everything off the table & goodness me, the swearing. All the swearing. (disclaimer because, you know, Bluesky: this is a joke based on a recent episode of the show...)

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

we made it

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

saying key to start every time you get in the car

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can't put into words what alex horne talking about liverpool transfers does to my head

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perfection

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happy father's day 🤍

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

little alex horne is everywhere

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

watching no more jockeys with your breakfast so nothing feels real during the day is the ultimate life hack

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments