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Today, we unveiled our newest heritage unit! 🚂 While restoring Locomotive 222, we saw an opportunity to give it a new identity. Now, it joins our fleet in the classic New Haven Railroad colors from the early 20th century. Stay tuned for further details!

Can't wait to see him hitting 8th in the Guardians lineup by July

wearing sunglasses inside and following an event where he at times had a hard time speaking coherently, Elon Musk walks off the CPAC stage waving around a chain saw. this is the guy currently running our government. Congrats, America!

Tough situation. Maybe at some point we can amend the Constitution to provide a specific power Congress can use against an executive who’s unlawfully usurping its authority.

I absofuckinglutely do not need whatever was deemed expendable from a 2-1/2 hour version of the play’s first act.

It’s not a “savings” if you’re getting fewer services in exchange. I’m still paying the same taxes!

I think #bluejays just coined their tagline for the year #bigsavingssmallcommitment

Excited to hear that your spirits are not the only thing to be uplifted.

Her death remains a tragedy. Her work remains important.

oh damn, congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 4 years of sobriety!

Pretty gross hearing Congressman Michael Rulli (R-Salem) reveling in tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of federal workings losing their jobs and having to sell their houses. Via the Ron Verb Show:

I feel bad for you who still have parents alive

Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI

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Dolans knee deep in the bin below the bargain basement

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

if you're cold, they're cold. BRING THEM INSIDE 😤

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

tl;dr he sucks at both, fuck him

My grandpa would have been 115 years old today. It never gets old that of all people he was the one born on Valentine's Day. Lol

Wow they really did it! #Letemknow

10 years ago this would’ve ended anyone’s career and standing in America. Now it’s all but forgotten a month later.

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

I'm fucking crying. This belongs in the Louvre

"Why do you keep saying that??" "They pay me every time I do!"

If you're going to truly honor Pete Rose with a uniform patch, you can't just give away the patch, you have to charge each player $75 per game to wear it.

I got death threats in 2014 for a blog about how we shouldn’t slut shame Jennifer Lawrence. Fucking grow up and govern.

"What is unoriginality, Alex?"

Me, driving home when my daughter asks to play Warren Zevon

I appreciate that he just distilled all conspiracies into one single sentiment

Just when you think it cannot get more stupid, Mike DeWine just named a former OSU football coach as his lieutenant governor to replace now-Senator Jon Husted

I'm done interneting today. Nothing tops this.

In which I talk about Joe Namath’s sculpted sartorium. www.cracked.com/article_4544...