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What if a porn star grew a stinger in her armpit and turned Montreal into a blood-soaked war zone? Cronenberg’s Rabid (1977) is wild, weird, and worth revisiting. Read my 3⭐ review: shorturl.at/IjKsp #Rabid1977 #Cronenberg #HorrorReview #CultCinema

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When Achilles grabbed the sword instead of the jewelry, the wig came off and so did the lies. 🎭⚔️ Poussin painted it straight—we decoded the chaos. 👉 shorturl.at/bVJWC #ArtThatHitsDifferent #AchillesUnmasked

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The real Little Mermaid doesn’t get the guy—she dissolves into sea foam after sacrificing everything. The original tales are darker, stranger, and far more human. Read my review 👉 shorturl.at/whKrD

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A ruin, a volcano, a boat, and a moonbeam walk into a painting… Joseph Wright’s Vesuvius from Posillipo is Romantic dread at its peak. Read the full breakdown (and existential slap): 👉 shorturl.at/R41Y0 #ArtThatHaunts #JosephWright #Sublime

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Venice, fading but radiant. Guardi’s Piazza San Marco captures a republic dressed for its final act. Elegy in oil, grandeur in decline. 🎨✨ 👉 shorturl.at/my2D0 #FrancescoGuardi #ArtHistory #Venice

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Clint Eastwood’s Juror #2 might be his final verdict—and it’s a damn compelling one. 4-star review: moral twists, killer cast, no easy answers. Read it here 👉 shorturl.at/pqIIS #JurorNumberTwo

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Pete Hegseth Accused of Getting His American Flag Suits Made in Thailand Source: Mediaite -according to the U.S. Flag Code, wearing clothing made from the actual American flag is considered disrespectful. “The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.”

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Pink Floyd’s Run Like Hell wasn’t fiction—it was prophecy. From fascist rock operas to the Trump era, here’s why this track still hits like a warning shot. 🎸🔥 👉 shorturl.at/4REiX #PinkFloyd #RunLikeHell #TheWall #TrumpEra #MusicAsWarning

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Patty Duke vs. her evil spider alter ego. Dan Curtis directs. A giant rubber arachnid screeches like Rodan. Yes, it’s Curse of the Black Widow (1977). 2 stars, all chaos. 🕷️ shorturl.at/4yVmF

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What happens when a Roman emperor drops a scroll instead of a mic? 💀 Meet Septimius Severus: part philosopher, part warlord, full marble flex. You need to see this. 👉 shorturl.at/VEHsB #VMFA #ArtWithTeeth #ScrollDrop #RomanEmpire

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That better include those unconstitutional provisions against the courts - fascist assholes. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/25/u...

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Is The Velvet Underground & Nico brilliant, or just noisy art school cosplay? I gave it 3 stars and zero passes. Track-by-track, myth-busting review here: shorturl.at/Q6rZO #VelvetUnderground #MusicHotTake

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A bishop walks miles holding his own severed head—and makes it a miracle. Meet St. Denis, France’s headless patron saint, carved in Gothic stone. 🗿 🔗 shorturl.at/738L6 #SaintDenis #MedievalArt #Cephalophore

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👑 700 years old and still serving looks—meet the Virgin and Child, Gothic stonework with more poise than your last Zoom call. Elegance. Attitude. Eternity. 👉 shorturl.at/ZWDUf #GothicGlowUp #FaithInStone #VMFA

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Wesley Snipes, White House murder, deleted love scenes, and Alan Alda quoting Roosevelt like a Bond villain. Our caustic 3⭐️ review of Murder at 1600 👉 shorturl.at/SODa0 #90sThriller

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Everyone knows Black Beauty. Few have actually read it. I just did—and it’s darker, flatter, and more righteous than you remember. My 3⭐ review of a book we all pretend we’ve read: shorturl.at/KpnCW #BlackBeauty #BookReview #DrewReads

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Blasco de Grañén’s Crucifixion is gold, grief, and Gothic devotion in one panel. Step inside a 15th-century altar and feel the weight of sacred art. ✨💔 👉 shorturl.at/ugO6z #ArtHistory #GothicArt #BlascoDeGranen

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Woody Guthrie’s Dusty Old Dust is the Dust Bowl’s toe-tapping goodbye letter to America. Folk, fury, and fatalism—read the full story here: shorturl.at/xp9rx #WoodyGuthrie #FolkMusic

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A corpse in a deed box. A solicitor with insomnia. And the driest murder mystery this side of Lincoln’s Inn. Read the full 4-star review of Smallbone Deceased: shorturl.at/aWdkG #CrimeFiction

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What did Egypt’s last native pharaoh do as his empire crumbled? Carved a granite shoutout to Ra. Bold move. Read the snarky breakdown 👉 shorturl.at/E1vBo #NectaneboII #RaKnowsBest #GraniteDon’tLie

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US homeland chief says illegal immigration levels could warrant suspending habeas corpus Source: Reuters - and there we have it ladies and gentlemen - martial law is next.

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Opera, fistfights, and a court-ordered nightclub residency? My 3-star review of Hills of Rome (1958) pulls no punches. 🇮🇹🎤🍷 Read it here 👉 shorturl.at/k1DB6 #MarioLanza #FilmTwitter

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Still flexin’ 2,600 years later. 👑 Headless, exiled, and carved like a god—Senkamanisken’s statue is a granite power play you need to see. 🔗 shorturl.at/PDgVk #KushStillKing #VMFA #GraniteFlex #AncientAfrica

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Was Toy Story 4 the sequel nobody wanted—or the ending we didn’t know we needed? Existential sporks, a runaway Woody, and peak Keanu. 🎬 Read the 4⭐ review 👉 shorturl.at/DJPRP #ToyStory4 #Pixar

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Seti I didn’t just win battles—he etched the win into history. Power, myth, and propaganda carved in stone. 🔥 Read the story behind the relief: shorturl.at/mJC5T #AncientEgypt #VMFA #SetiI

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Dennis Hopper, a fake ambulance, and a real gun. Wim Wenders’ The American Friend (1977) is noir at its weirdest. My 3⭐ review digs in: shorturl.at/avrYA #Ripley #FilmNoir #WimWenders

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Caligula: madman or marble myth? 🏛️ This statue at VMFA hides an emperor Rome tried to erase—but couldn’t. Power never looked so polished. Read the story: shorturl.at/SRS9l #Caligula #VMFA #RomanArt

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Patty Griffin’s “Take It Down” isn’t a breakup song—it’s a demolition hymn. A deep dive into one of folk’s quietest devastations. 💔 Read here: shorturl.at/hTIl9 #PattyGriffin #TakeItDown #FolkMusic #MusicForTheBroken

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finance book that actually helps? 💸 I Will Teach You to Be Rich by @ramit is the no-BS guide every 20-something (and a few 50-somethings) should read. Smart. Simple. Shame-free. 👉 shorturl.at/GOrGG #PersonalFinance #RichLife

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800 years old and still radiating grace—this Kamakura-era Kannon shows us what compassion looks like in wood, gold, and silence. Discover the story: shorturl.at/kYNOZ #JapaneseArt #Kannon

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What if your school therapist was a teen with a limo, a script pad, and a bathroom office? Charlie Bartlett still slaps. Read the 4-star review 👉 shorturl.at/Y4DJZ #CharlieBartlett #TeenRewind

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Snow, sparrows, and gold-leaf serenity—Kunii Oyo’s 1900 screen is winter stillness at its finest. ❄️✨ Discover the beauty behind the brushwork: shorturl.at/fA9AY #MeijiArt #KuniiOyo

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🐙 Three Oscar winners. One rubber octopus. Zero shame. Tentacles (1977) is the soggy, glorious mess of a Jaws knockoff you never asked for. Dive into the 2⭐️ review 👉 shorturl.at/kI0PL #ReleaseTheSuck

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This tiger isn’t roaring—it’s having an existential meltdown in silk. 🐅 Kishi Chikudo’s Fierce Tiger Howling in the Wind is the mood for 2025. Read why this scroll still bites: shorturl.at/2R0c8 #ArtThatGrowls #MeijiMood #TigerTherapy

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Pink Floyd’s Animals is a snarling, bleak masterpiece—capitalism skewered in 4 tracks and a flying pig. 🐷💣 Read the caustic 4⭐ review that pulls no punches: 👉 shorturl.at/SSfoQ #PinkFloyd #Animals1977 #DogsPigsSheep #ClassicRock

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Four cormorants. One masterstroke of ink. Xu Beihong’s 1935 painting isn’t just art—it’s resistance in feathers. Read the sharp, irreverent take on a classic. 👉 shorturl.at/K1Ei3 #XuBeihong #CormorantMood #ArtWithTeeth

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Nazi zombies in goggles. Peter Cushing vs. damp fascism. Shock Waves (1977) is soggy, slow, and weirdly unforgettable. My 3-star cult review: shorturl.at/HVKb9 #ShockWaves #CultHorror

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Meet Vajrapani, 7th-century spiritual enforcer. Sacred. Savage. Stone-cold. 🧱👉 shorturl.at/93DG1 #TangDynasty #VMFA #VajrapaniVibes #ArtThatSlays

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Frank, Rita, Kim—and enough behind-the-scenes drama to fill a nightclub. 🎤🍸 Our 3-star, sharp-tongued review of Pal Joey (1957) is here. Read now: shorturl.at/OaEby #PalJoey #Sinatra

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1,500 years old and still stealing the show. Meet the Northern Qi Bodhisattva: imperial flex, spiritual icon, anonymous masterpiece. 👑🪨 🔗 shorturl.at/hTPFA #AncientArt #Buddhism #ArtHistory

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Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, spider-horses, and Gilliam vs. the Weinsteins—The Brothers Grimm is the fairy tale fever dream you forgot. My 3⭐️ review: shorturl.at/Yc63e #FilmTwitter

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🔥 A 12th-century Bodhisattva, scorched by time, sculpted from mud and mercy. Who made it? Why the scroll? And why does it still speak to us? Uncover the mystery: shorturl.at/Z0Pnx #ArtHistory #BuddhistArt #MuseumTwitter #ChineseArt

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Danny Kaye, a lion act, a jealous chimp, and two tragic love interests—Merry Andrew (1958) is as wild as it sounds. 🎪 My 3-star review: shorturl.at/0oC4t #ClassicHollywood #DannyKaye

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This 7th-century camel was the Rolls-Royce of the Silk Road—and then got buried like a VIP Uber for the dead. Trade, art, sarcasm, and spice: 🐫💀 Ride here 👉 shorturl.at/6O5T5 #TangDynasty #CamelGoals #MuseumHumor

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This guy just thinks he can run everything- President Trump reportedly considering executive order limiting NIL after meeting with Nick Saban Source: kiro7.com

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GSA’s OneGov + EO 14271 = a seismic shift in federal IT buying. OEMs win, resellers adjust, aggregators rethink everything. Full breakdown here 👉 shorturl.at/S6Tu4 #OneGov #GovTech

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www.whitehouse.gov/live/ - now this is some weird stuff

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