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While it is somewhat heartening to see our judicial system stepping up to tell Agolf Shitler that he can’t keep sending us further down the path of facism and Idiocracy, at what point do we actually fucking stop him???

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NGL, if I was on the Starliner crew, I probably would have told Muskrat “no thanks, I’ll wait for NASA”.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

New Business Idea: deep-dish communion wafers.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

At Centreville Bank Stadium like: Sharia law here, hoo hah, fuck the PD, fuck the PD!

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This Just In: Pawtucket PD supports RIFC by kicking out disabled @nerevolution.bsky.social fan, details at 11. Or not, because they won’t tell us shit. 🙃

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Enough with the Met Gala twinning BS. The one key difference: Zendaya wore the fuck out of her suit. Anna Sarai’s suit wore her.

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Hot Take: Italy should deny Trump entry for the Pope’s funeral.

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“Vladimir, STOP!” about to become the foreign policy equivalent of “Piper, nooooo!” 🙄

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Hear Me Out: Ralph Fiennes crossover where Conclave ends like The Menu. Where there’s smoke… 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“There’s A Hole In My Bucket”, 2025 edition: There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza Well, Henry, you should have considered whether you have the skills and resources to maintain the bucket before you bought it, especially in this economy. What do you want me to do about it?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

NGL, I look forward to the day when I no longer have to read headlines like, “Trump thinks X, but actually Y” and yell, “NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK” out loud.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Not me reading this at a glance as “lowering inflation”. Just gimme the tea already! 🙃

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

As ever, I side with the penguins.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs are taxes, period. And we’re supposed to be ok with higher prices to strengthen our country. Y’know who else has high taxes for the public good? Socialists. They’ve gone so far right, they’re almost left, except the money will be enriching oligarchs instead of the American people.

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In Trump’s diminished cognitive state, he seems to have forgotten a letter. It’s MAGDA. Make America Great Depression Again.

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Hooters’ bankruptcy news means only one thing: we need to kick it up a notch. I propose “Chicken Stripzzz”, where the wings may be breaded but the breasts are always naked.

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The thing that the least educated/most gullible MAGAts still don’t seem to realize is, Trump has a terrible sense of humor. He’s not fucking funny, and he’s not trying to be. For everything he or they try to write off as a joke, just give it time. It will turn out to be a threat or an admission.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Isn’t high-fiving a deaf person kind of like slapping them in the mouth? 🤔

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I would like to share, for reasons completely unrelated to the recent protests and vandalism at Tesla dealerships and charging stations, that acts of terrorism are typically excluded under most insurance policies. 😈

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The world can be a dark and scary place right now, so my wish for you is this. May you find someone who looks at you the way your dog looks at cheese.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoy America while we’re still free to dip our sour cream & onion chips in sour cream & onion dip.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

That feeling when the NFL is doing more for DEI than the US government… 🙄

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“Constructive decapitation” or “functional decapitation” would be more descriptive terms than “internal decapitation”. Discuss.

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