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djbod1972.bsky.social
Old ass gamer, former Dj, tolerant of wife’s awful pets.
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Oh @bambi-helen.bsky.social your dog is actually kinda sweet.

GUNDAM POLICE. Ur very buddy get dawen on the grnd.

It’s got to be Henry Cavil’s Dad.

Happy birthday, ginger kid.

Back on Killing Floor 2 to get ready for the 3 beta. Step 1: Expendables shotgun Step 2: Dosh

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Cut my beard off & very brushed my hair for Valentines & now I look like Daryl Hall. YAS.

I’m making caviar nachos & no one can stahp me.

@bambi-helen.bsky.social forget the Toilettenmonteur. Let’s steal Hitler!

Amandaland is co-written by Helen Serafinowicz, Graham Linehan's ex-wife

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"So I suppose you think this is funny, do you?"

I've decided to change the language I use when referring to myself, as an act of kindness. For example, saying When I was younger, I spent £200 on Pogs and my then girlfriend got real mad at me Rather than Yesterday I spent £200 on Pogs and my then girlfriend got real mad at me

While idly scrolling, I chanced upon this still from Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot, and for a brief second I thought "What, there was an American remake of Minder?!?"

I bet the internet can't show me a dog dressed as a bish ... oh.

Trying to get my brother & my best friend (Who I’ve not seen in 2yrs) to play Gundam Breaker 4 with me. To which end I have created a perfectly normal RX-78 which is normal & won’t clap the cheeks of any boss in 5sec.

Berroca drinking cat pillow.

John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man theonion.com/john-ce...

Happy double GTA5 money on nightclubs to any that celibate.

I've bought a weighted blanket. I'm a weighted blanket person now. All my people should make an appointment to fight the air frier people, and then not turn up because we're all too comfy.

Finally, a tech support issue caused by my mum that was *so* complex and frustrating that it prompted me to say FUCK in front of her for the first time in forty-odd years. Her response...

if you can’t handle me at my worst, yeah alright that’s fair I get pretty bad

Me: Who’s a good boy? Dog: This forgetfulness of yours is really starting to worry me.

Just imagine him bounding along after you, barping

Fear not @bambi-helen.bsky.social I have summoned Super Hercule Poirot to solve the mystery of merde de chat dans la boîte à œufs.

@bambi-helen.bsky.social Why do I have this bidiot? Him has my poncho.

Everyone In Restaurant Jealous Of Toddler Who Gets To Wear Pajamas And Watch iPad theonion.com/everyone-in-...

Bad guy? But that's just an innocent Nun, out for a pleasure cruise.

Come dine with me vibes.

King Charles charged an NHS hospital £11million to park ambulances on his land. WHAT. A. CHANCER.

Due to a clerical error todays breakfist will be yesterday’s pizza & caviar with mulled wine.

The only reason I still have a Facebook account is my biannual post to show I haven't sold our incredibly spoiled rescue hound into a dog-fighting ring or something. Yes, I do suffer with anxiety, why do you ask?

the brick in the nuts guy just got sentenced to two and half years in prison which makes this even funnier 😄

@bambi-helen.bsky.social HERE COMES SANTA FOURZE!