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This is how I found Martha behind the curtain.

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Everybody up here to my Square. It's safe and it's sexy.

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Do you butter your bread before or after you put it in the oven? Thank you for coming to my toast talk.

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My cats make "oompf" sounds when they jump down. How very human of them.

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It's really cute that my cat wants me to play with him all the time, but his timing could be a bit better. I have work to do, sweet boy!

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Eww. I got a "I miss you" text from someone I don't miss.

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Happy Goth Day. My 1996 ticket stub autographed the Cure.

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Shout out to all the folks celebrating their educational milestones be it graduating from college or kindergarten! It's hard work.

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Tony Dokoupil is a mediocre white man who needs to check his editorial at the door. President Biden was a good president yet everyone has nothing but negative critique about him. Was he perfect -no, but he didn't run our country into the ground. Fuck legacy media-all of it.

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A stranger asked me if I was old enough to know who Alan Alda was today. What a wonderful compliment.

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We aren't even six months into this administration. Ugh

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I bet 8645 would have been ok, Comey. May the leopards eat your face, you piece of trash. Your karma is coming right atcha.

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Good morning

submitted 23 days ago • 136 comments

ICE are the worst kind of cops.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Hi Blueskiers - please manifest good thoughts for my friends and their baby boy today. Baby boy is having the first of at least two brain surgeries to alleviate his seizures. <3

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I'm glad to live in the same timeline that Stevie Wonder lives in. Happy Birthday to the Motown legend!

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Tyre Nichols deserved better.

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I don't miss the snarky-ness, but I do miss a good red carpet fashion commentary show.

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Since I can't articulate my thoughts and how I arrived at them, here's the gist... the Oval Office has one TV on nonstop 1970s chimpanzee buddy movies. Durr leader feels inspired gets his own chimp. Chimpanzee does what wild animals do, and we all live happily ever after, 'cept that guy.

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There's something comforting about mid-80s r&b bands like Loose Ends and B.B.&Q. Or maybe I've hit my smooth jazz years of life.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Death Fantasy: he's giving a speech at a huge rally, someone pies him in the face (one of his biggest fears), slips on the whipped cream, impales himself on the mic stand, the stage collapses, and all his cronies perish. Days later they find slithering Stephen Miller crushed under the stage.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Watched a doc on Allee Willis, the woman who penned the Earth, Wind, and Fire song "September." She seemed like a lot of fun. It makes me sad when I learn about talented people posthumously because I think about the loss of that creativity.