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We need to do something about all the men that cannot kiss properly it's getting out of hand

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Headline: Musk invites neo Nazi to American Klan bake. www.reuters.com/world/german...

submitted 41 days ago • 440 comments

Where the gays at?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

submitted 54 days ago • 200 comments

Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends

submitted 53 days ago • 25 comments

Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy theonion.com/santa-confir...

submitted 65 days ago • 46 comments

Narrator: It turns out he was too hammered for Justice.

submitted 65 days ago • 251 comments

Dick is always on my mind 🙂‍↔️

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Grag Casar, I need you like yesterday

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect

submitted 68 days ago • 11 comments

Notre Dame looks astonishing.

submitted 69 days ago • 101 comments

Oligarchs now own: - the incoming President - the majority of the Supreme Court - half of Congress - most of legacy and social media They do not own: - most of the American people - our values - our hope for better days...for all This is our ground zero for the rebellion.

submitted 69 days ago • 724 comments

Members of Congress should not be paid during a government shutdown.

submitted 69 days ago • 286 comments

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

submitted 69 days ago • 354 comments

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...

submitted 69 days ago • 305 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 69 days ago • 1385 comments

Social media is in desperate need of innovation. Meta is only letting you have a slice of control over what you see because Bluesky is here building for you.

submitted 93 days ago • 731 comments

Hmmm really how do we gain followers here? I need to shake up my TL

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Need a man that will let me eat gushers out of his booty hole 🙂‍↔️

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

the thing about being a political junkie is you have extremely difficult time conceptualizing how someone could be totally ignorant of politics but i would strongly encourage you to imagine the kind of person who googled “did biden drop out?” on november 4th and then cast a ballot on november 5th

submitted 100 days ago • 483 comments

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time

submitted 100 days ago • 81 comments

Suck it, Senator Voldemort.

submitted 105 days ago • 292 comments

fuck this guy on behalf of the women i personally know who served their country in combat roles

submitted 105 days ago • 344 comments

Anyone have any good anime recs? I've seen a lot already but want to add some interesting stuff to my list. Preferably nothing with fan service (trope is getting super annoying)

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, fuckers. Can I please find a new and better home here?

submitted 108 days ago • 173 comments

Does anyone know if Derek Guy has joined? I need my daily dose of menswear

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

For new users just remember this is not like Twitter. To build a following you need to engage. Practice positive reinforcement. Post things like "Follow me, you bloody ingrates. You think I'm here for fun?" Keep things light.

submitted 108 days ago • 99 comments

I think bluesky is gonna be my home from now on. As a community y'all are a breath of fresh air. Thank u

submitted 108 days ago • 136 comments

hey fellow bluesky posters, i can't emphasize enough how much you don't need to be making 6-point infographics to teach twitter users how to post on here. i promise they'll be fine

submitted 108 days ago • 42 comments

Prepare for trouble

submitted 108 days ago • 19 comments

Hello new followers this will be an orientation thread, the following is a guide to this account

submitted 108 days ago • 17 comments

Officially migrating from Twitter. It's been a long road, lots of fun times, but it's become a cesspool for nasty rhetoric and doom scrolling. Refresh is very much needed

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

brewing storm 🌊⛈️

submitted 108 days ago • 23 comments

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

submitted 108 days ago • 104 comments

I like Bluesky bc I can talk politics and a billionaire doesn’t get to decide who sees it

submitted 108 days ago • 331 comments

I like BlueSky because I can say something funny about Aaron Rodgers and not have 700 replies from Joe Rogan bros wondering if I like being poor

submitted 108 days ago • 268 comments

Omg how can I gain more followers here? 😭

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I never wanted to live in interesting times.

submitted 108 days ago • 827 comments

Don't be a fool, when love don't really love you

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Another unrealistic beauty standard (moist and bouncy)

submitted 143 days ago • 9 comments

"We found that a large segment of Americans between the ages of 18 and 27 routinely forgo sexual activity because the temptation of the takeout from two nights ago they know is waiting for them in the fridge is simply too hard to overcome."

submitted 198 days ago • 6 comments

31 here but can confirm I'd rather have leftover pad see ew than be left leaking jizz everywhere

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Kamala Harris’ decision to select Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate has galvanized Democratic voters. The Onion takes a look at Walz’s rise from Army National Guard member to potential vice president of the United States.

submitted 198 days ago • 2 comments

There's no greater feeling than laying down in bed after a long day, night out, etc.

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

HORNEY ON MAIN !!!!

submitted 385 days ago • 20 comments

Feeling myself a little today #freethenips

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments