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Autistic nerd and ex-DJ with tinnitus and a big bag of weed.
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Went for my morning walk wearing blue Nitro Rifle hoodie by @andycortez.cool and someone driving by yelled “Hey slappy!” Looks like Andy and @snowbikemike.bsky.social have left their mark on Santa Rosa.

I’ve gotten everything I need to from the MCU. And the super weird anti-woke douche bags have ripped all the fun from it. Now I’m petty enough that I hope there’s never a good MCU movie again. They don’t deserve joy.

Can we all agree that the action in Deadpool & Wolverine is weak as fuck? It’s a massive step down in terms of fight choreography and interesting set pieces. Nothing even comes close to the truck chase with Domino’s luck.

Wow they actually let that unfunny fuck Rob Schneider into the SNL50 event? I can’t imagine they’re being kind to him. I wonder if even Sandler fucks with him still.

Oh Elon waited until AFTER the election to announce that he fathered a 13th kid with a woman literally half his age... Not a shock at all. He only started spending time with his son/human shield recently... Literally one of the worst fathers of all fucking time.

It’s a shame that it took almost no time for Sony to run the Drafthouse brand into a point where they are striking. Never would’ve happened on Tim League’s watch.

Elons kid just ate his own boogers on national tv behind the White House desk.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBBIE WILLIAMS DOESN'T PLAY ROBBIE WILLIAMS IN THE BETTER MAN MONKEY MUSICAL?! The movie has been out for like 2 months and this is the FIRST i'm hearing of this...

I hope Usha has the spine and integrity to dump his lumpy dumb ass. Take your kid, half his money, and break away cuz this racist couch fucker is only going to ruin your lives… RUN USHA! RUN!

waiting for someone to finally make a horror movie called Crash Out about a celebrity tanking their life and going absolutely insane over the stupidest fucking thing… A24, Neon… get on that shit.

I hope The Substance wins Best Picture at the Oscars just so we can get a flood of TikToks and Reels of normies and people’s parents reacting to the finale. That’s what I need. I don’t really care about the Oscars but I never thought a movie like The Substance would get nominated for Best Picture.

NO FUCKING WAY!!! roosterteeth.com BURNIE IS BACK!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

so that Wicked movie yeah? Pretty fuckin good. Pretty fucking timely too… Weird how pretty much all the great art has some shit to say about discrimination and fascism…

some one trying to hype up an old movie with the term “respectful yellow face” was not on my bingo card today. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON!? People are just willing to say the most insane shit with no thought at all.

The Shadow Strays on Netflix is a really incredible piece of work. Timo Tjahjanto is already a goated action director, but the drama in this film also hits hard. Strong characters. I genuinely can not wait to see what he does with Nobody 2 and I really hope Last Train to New York gets made.

Anyone else feeling REALLY REALLY REALLY fucking happy they didn’t get that American Gods or Sandman tattoo right about now? I can’t be the only one who felt like they dodged a bullet.

fifteen years ago I went to Fantastic Fest and saw the movie NINJA ASSASSIN. My editor at the time called it the “greatest ninja movie of all time” or some shit and and got a quote on the DVD… It is NOT the greatest ninja movie of all time. It is however, hilariously bad. Like full on comedy.

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence is sooooo underrated. They updated the entire aesthetic to make it more mature, the story is a genuine noir… this thing just rips. It’s so good.

once again… fuck this movie. They fired Melissa Barrera for talking about Palestine and in the process lost the series biggest star, Jenna Ortega. But they’ll hire Matthew Lillard who is also pro-Palestine, but because he’s a white man and plays a legacy character it’s fine… fuck this movie

LET HIM PILOT JET JAGUAR!

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

so Liquid Death released some soda alternative seltzers and one of them is supposed to be a Dr Pepper clone and it’s called Dr Death… THIS STRAIGHT UP TASTES LIKE CARBONATED COUGH SYRUP! YUCK.

Yeah but fuck this movie… Firing actors over their support of Palestine? I don’t care who’s returning. I don’t care if they return to Sonoma County and film here. FUCK THIS MOVIE.

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

Feels like it’s time for a Wolfenstein replay…

Joe Exotic out here emo Naruto posting. HILARIOUS.

Explained very simply to a right winger that when billionaires don’t pay their taxes, the government still wants money and reaches into the pockets of the every man instead. It broke his brain. he literally NEVER considered that. He was caping so hard for them like “they figured out the system”

Buldak spicy carbonara is my new comfort food. Perfect Korean ramyun. So freaking good with grilled chicken some stir fried veggies.

Shawn Levy? <_< No thank you? I don’t liked his man’s movies. David Leitch? DAVID LEITCH? Hear me out tho… DAVID FUCKING LEITCH. I don’t need the Free Guy of Star Wars movies. Just reference after reference. No… noooooope. Gimme David Leitch.

It feels weird to talk about nerdy, unimportant shit. Like there’s Star Wars news. I love Star Wars… and I love Ryan Gosling, but I don’t feel like talking about that shit cuz the earth is on fire.

I grew up watching Star Trek with the confidence that it was only a matter of time. That one day we’d progress to that kind of society. I was so naive. Not ready for Nazi salutes at inaugurations. I’m still shook over that and all the executive actions. I’m worried for my friends and family.

If you think Elon’s autism is the reason he’s throwing up nazi salutes, congrats, you’re an ableist douche bag.

Tomorrow we get one day closer to the end of the bitter orange.

oh how dare there be drag in our government right? OH WAIT

Trump and the stupid fucks working for him are using Full Metal Jacket as PRO ARMY PROPAGANDA! FULL METAL JACKET! A movie where the treatment causes a man to blow his fucking head off… THESE DUMB CUNTS LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE FILM! NOT A FUCKING THING I hate it here.

WHEN DID SOLO LEVELING COME BACK!?!?!? I’m randomly listening to Sleep Token thinking I might wanna fuck around and make an AMV using Solo Leveling footage… Go to Crunchy Roll to rewatch and take notes for an edit and BOOM 3 new episodes. I AM FEASTING ON ANIME TODAY!

The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

If you see this, post an archer

We recently got a Smash Burger in my city but what I really want is a Bob’s Big Boy.

Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat theonion.com/biden-b...

So many amazing anecdotes about David Lynch. I will add something fluffy but possibly entertaining. For a brief while, David Lynch was probably best known in the UK for his wonderfully him PlayStation ad, championed by the great @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social youtu.be/Laf9vpJMDjA?...

Let’s be real. Potato gun kid had no business being at Iron Man’s funeral. They knew each other for a day like 9 years prior…

Rest in peace to the master of his craft, David Lynch. This man bugged me out, terrified me, inspired me, terrified me again, and wowed me with every single thing he put into the world. Time to appreciate all his work again. Marathon incoming.