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The Phillies have abandoned “P00P.” https://defector.com/the-scorebug-snuggery-the-phillies-abandon-p00p

If I see one more "Actually, Canada is not really a democracy anyway, hardly worth defending" take from supposed leftists I am going to die of second-hand embarassment.

new edition of Where's Elmo just dropped

When you become a parent in Toronto, you sign a pact with all other parents to help each other carry strollers over the dozens of unplowed snow banks this city calls sidewalks.

this guy is not it. these people do not have it.

If I had someone under me who wrote an article about the greatest baseball teams of all time, completely omitted mention of, say, the 1939 or 1927 Yankees, and then later said "oops, my bad, I checked Wikipedia and they were good! Who knew?" they would be fired within ten minutes.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, ROSS AND MARK

THEY👏WOULD👏NEVER👏GIVE👏US👏A👏VOTE👏PULL👏YOUR👏HEADS👏OUT👏OF👏YOUR👏ASSES👏YOU👏EFFETE👏ARSEHOLES👏

I have been pretty involved in left political movements for more than 20 years and like 90% of the time I've never even heard about this stuff until right wing grifters start complaining about it online.

Just posting this here to show that this is real and I didn't imagine this and I'm not dreaming this up or anything like that.

Atkins re: willingness to extend Bo, via Hazel Mae. He is by far the worst public speaking GM I’ve ever seen. It’s always nonsense and buzzwords.

respectfully I would argue you do not

I hate the Jays are worse relative to Boston than when the offseason started. They HAVE to do more and it really seems they won’t. I hope I’m wrong.

uh yeah. good.

Nobody in the last 83 years has hit over .420 in home games in a single MLB season except for Larry Walker in 1999... ...when he batted .461 at Coors Field. It was completely ridiculous.

I know that local news comment sections are a genuinely horrible place to be but even knowing that, seeing people in the comments try to figure out a way to turn burning a nazi flag into a bad thing was something else lol

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Greg Maddux, shaking off Javy Lopez, throwing a filthy changeup to get a K.... Then lecturing Javy about his pitch calling. 🗣️ Maddux: "I'll take care of the Pitch Selection. My catchers...only had to do 2 things: They had to set up right & try to hit a Home Run."

Don't worry, everyone. The Democrats are working on a strongly-worded fundraising email as we speak.

extremely funny seeing ai dipshits accuse deepseek of copyright infringement for "ripping off" chatgpt or whatever. not so fun when it's your shit getting took, huh? lol. rot in the grave you've dug and know no one will mourn you. lmao

It's a shame that their owner is too cheap to help take care of their announcer who has been loyal to the team for 25 years.

Just got a DM (not here) from someone saying that framing doesn’t exist because they asked an MLB umpire and they said it doesn’t exist. lol.

LoL Morgan Rielly when asked about the Reaves fight: "Yeah that was a great fight. It was really big for our team..." His team lost 5-1.

Excited for the “just glad to be here” Habs vs “we need to nuke this team into orbit if we can’t win” Leafs in the first round. Should work out fine.

I do not care about Hall of Fame voting but whoever didn't vote for Ichiro probably shouldn't be allowed to vote again.

I grew up hearing legends of Ted Williams. When Ichiro came over, I got to see some legends of my own. The man solved hitting. And when you thought that was enough, he’d uncork a throw with the power and accuracy that’d make your jaw drop. He makes Cooperstown better.

Made Quebec a new flag after this comeback

WaPo really keeping things in perspective. (Michelle Obama, *spouse* of a former prez, last in office eight years ago, is the one who is "breaking tradition" here? Neither Trump even showed up for Biden's inauguration, to say nothing of Jan 6. The piece does mention this, six grafs down.)

This team may well be better set up for playoff success. But fuck, they are a tough watch. For 7 seasons, we were on the edge of our seats every time Matthews was on the ice. This feels like a much healthier way to consume a team. Sports life balance.

Chipper Jones Roasting John Smoltz on this Hit By Pitch. "The Tuna" 🤣🔊