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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving Marilyn Manson: You’re fired

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Just want to join the discourse to say that Steven Page carried Barenaked Ladies on his damn back and the band I loved died the day he left.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

submitted 96 days ago • 626 comments

Back on Bluesky after many months and @lukeoneil47.bsky.social is still posting about soup

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

it's been decades but i just deployed a quite effectual goatse

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were found on shell casings near where Brian Thompson, the CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare, was killed - as in, the legal tactics insurers use to reduce liability or reject claims abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...

submitted 97 days ago • 145 comments

@themountaingoats.bsky.social what the fuck 😂

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

WE GOT GIFS BAYBAY

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@themountaingoats.bsky.social BRO, just discovered The Extra Lens. You sneaky bastard, you. It’s fantastic.

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"lowtax? you know he actually banned me personally..."

submitted 671 days ago • 5 comments

Good Christ Mae Martin is the most attractive human being I’ve ever seen

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The floor of my home office is collecting bras

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jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800

submitted 433 days ago • 2 comments

Rob Lowe = raw blow is that anything??

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Sure I’ll do the thing

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Being skinny is great and all but have you ever dipped Oreos into your morning coffee

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I don’t care that he’s Bean Dad, anyone who can write a song like The Commander Thinks Aloud is alright in my book. youtu.be/hwD3BtH1MLc?...

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Celonis: MY KINGDOM FOR A FORMAT PAINTER

submitted 487 days ago • 0 comments

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social bruh where is that earworm song you posted with the violins, I’m in a place where I can listen to it now but I can’t find your post about it

submitted 487 days ago • 3 comments

I am a “do a split” person and I think we are becoming an endangered species. Even my own children say “do the splits.” WHY?! Ain’t nobody out there saying “do the jumps” or “take the seats.” 😭 why can’t I be right about just one thing.

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@themountaingoats.bsky.social great show last night! You look like you’re having so much fun up there. I’m sure you must have noticed me in the crowd, I was the one yelling things like “woo!” and “yeah!”

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Ouch, my heart

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the 35 year old coomparer -constantly compares self to others negatively -total inability to appreciate own positive qualities -"im gonna coompare"

submitted 503 days ago • 9 comments

@themountaingoats.bsky.social hey my dude I’m going to your Dallas show on Saturday! Should I have all of Jenny From Thebes memorized by then?? Also special request for Genesis 3:23 if you’re taking any

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Dating is a lot of just one person thinking “what is your damage, that you’d be interested in me?” I’ve been on both sides of that so I know it’s true.

submitted 506 days ago • 0 comments

WTF do you mean zero isn’t an even number

submitted 507 days ago • 0 comments

Someone’s getting an ass-kicking

submitted 508 days ago • 27 comments

The sad reality is that cringe people are for the most part having a lot more fun and sex than everyone else

submitted 509 days ago • 35 comments

Does any child in the world have adequately brushed teeth?

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I love the horrible little rat men

submitted 514 days ago • 9 comments

Wait, so Mayor Goodway and Mayor Humdinger are… both the mayor? What is happening in Adventure Bay?

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