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Some people think Anthony Bourdain was a good eater. But where is he now? He's dead. I like eaters that don't die. Come eat with me. I really am the best at this. Everybody knows this. [parody account]
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Today I'm announcing 120% reciprocal #tariffs against TIM HORTONS covfefe! JUSTICE!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hear this folks! Chick-fil-A... CLOSED on Sundays? Can you believe it?! The nerve, the absolute audacity! My favorite spot for a juicy breakfast sandwich off limits on God's day? It just doesn't compute.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Is it thanksgiving yet?

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving Dinner tonight but nobody is here yet. Why are they all so late? HUNGRY.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching the news about UnitedBrian and the sad story that happened. It's important to remember there are good people on both sides.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

We are going to have the best Thanksgiving in Mar-A-Lago next week. Catered by McDonalds. Piles and piles of sandwiches, fries. We even have our own milkshake machines. You’ve never seen anything like it. And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

AMERICA

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still trying to meet this Blues Guy everyone is talking about. Where is he? Who knows?

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

This is my MCRIB dance. I don't know why they take it off the menu and put it back on again. We are going to make it on the menu EVERY DAY for the next TEN YEARS of my administration. Second only to FILLET O'FISH. But more better than HAMBERDER.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

What even happened to the LARGE FRIES? They used to be so big, you know? BIG and AMERICAN. Now they are small. This is the CHINA EFFECT. They are trying to make everything smaller. Make US smaller so we aren't TOUGH. REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Don't listen to all of these LEFTIST LIBERALS. They are communists and they think they are smart because they can read and they went to school. Look at the AMISH. BEST AMERICANS and they stop school after grade six. We are going to put an AMISH in charge of Department of Education. SAVE TRILLIONS.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Don't forget to vote for me on January 5! We are going to MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN!

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McDonalds’ first attempt at a kids meal wasn’t the Happy Meal or even the Fun-To-Go… it was the CAPTAIN CROOK SEA BAG. The meal featured a Filet-O-Fish, fries and McDonaldland cookies at regular menu prices. (1975)

submitted 166 days ago • 11 comments