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I'm surprised Trump hasn't tried to trade Alaska to Russia in exchange for Greenland. All kinds of new sentences and jokes to be made in 2025.

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Look at this chart, then google the GDPs of the US and EU.

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Captain Planet is dead. Hoggish Greedly has won.

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Is the US a BRICS member now? Asking for a friend. Putin. The friend is Putin.

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Um, guys?????

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I told my wife I wanted to visit the Hanoi Hilton while we were in Vietnam. She said she already booked a hotel.

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According to the Super Bowl, girl jeans are back!

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Trump ordered the mint to stop making the penny. First time I agree with the current admin on a policy! Yay!

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@altnps.bsky.social To everyone watching: Never underestimate the drive of our Nation's Park Rangers. They beat many of the most overqualified candidates applying to any other fed job. For some of the lowest paying jobs in the government. All for love of nature and education.

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Trump is firing everyone at the Kennedy Center and installing himself as the director. YMCA and God Bless the USA every day year round! Art imitates life.

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Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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I like how you can get MAGAs to cheer for a sales tax by calling it a tariff.

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Duffel Blog took the gloves off.

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Megalopolis is a bad movie, but it does it really well.

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One whiff of a peanut and your 5 year olds all shrivel up and die.

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He really enthusiastically sieg-ed his heil.

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How do I apply for one of these crisis actor jobs? My main qualification is pretending to enjoy shopping for clothes with my wife.

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The only government offices that are supposed to run a profit are the taxing entities. All others are services that should run a deficit or at most neutral budgets. This means USPS, metros, police and fire, schools, etc.

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On Twitter, I have blocked Elon Musk and told the algorithm I don't want to see him multiple times. It just keeps finding a way to bring him back to the top. I hate it so much.

I'm surprised Trump hasn't tried to trade Alaska to Russia in exchange for Greenland. All kinds of new sentences and jokes to be made in 2025.

Look at this chart, then google the GDPs of the US and EU.

Captain Planet is dead. Hoggish Greedly has won.

Is the US a BRICS member now? Asking for a friend. Putin. The friend is Putin.

Um, guys?????

I told my wife I wanted to visit the Hanoi Hilton while we were in Vietnam. She said she already booked a hotel.

According to the Super Bowl, girl jeans are back!

Trump ordered the mint to stop making the penny. First time I agree with the current admin on a policy! Yay!

@altnps.bsky.social To everyone watching: Never underestimate the drive of our Nation's Park Rangers. They beat many of the most overqualified candidates applying to any other fed job. For some of the lowest paying jobs in the government. All for love of nature and education.

Trump is firing everyone at the Kennedy Center and installing himself as the director. YMCA and God Bless the USA every day year round! Art imitates life.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

I like how you can get MAGAs to cheer for a sales tax by calling it a tariff.

Duffel Blog took the gloves off.

Megalopolis is a bad movie, but it does it really well.

One whiff of a peanut and your 5 year olds all shrivel up and die.

He really enthusiastically sieg-ed his heil.

How do I apply for one of these crisis actor jobs? My main qualification is pretending to enjoy shopping for clothes with my wife.

The only government offices that are supposed to run a profit are the taxing entities. All others are services that should run a deficit or at most neutral budgets. This means USPS, metros, police and fire, schools, etc.

On Twitter, I have blocked Elon Musk and told the algorithm I don't want to see him multiple times. It just keeps finding a way to bring him back to the top. I hate it so much.

Label the States xkcd.com/2868

Elon is bad. Am I doing this Bluesky thing correctly?