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WRONG NUMBER, my latest novel, a comedy-thriller in the mold of Dave Barry, Carl Hiaasen, and Elmore Leonard.

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This year's Ten Plagues of Cocktails was a huge success.

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The prescience of South Park. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR3...

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The Trump admin has been losing lawsuits hand over fist. People seem to be taking comfort in this. But does it matter? If the administration defies all these court orders, how can those orders be enforced? If the answer is nothing more than "more litigation," we're doomed.

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Go Birds!

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? has gone international!

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The Rosetta Stone, displayed at the British Museum in London. An official decree issued in 196 BC in Egypt, it’s inscribed with three different ancient languages. Apparently no truth to the rumor that the decree is an executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? recognized by one of my alma maters. So cool. www.law.upenn.edu/live/news/17...

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I predicted this 8 years ago. But when I wrote it, it was funny. www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/01/...

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Got a form rejection today for a query I sent out 322 days ago. The craziest part is this is *not* my personal record. That would be 457 days on a manuscript I queried back in 2023.

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Blueberry chicken, two ways: -- Blueberry chicken empanadas (from scratch), with spicy peanut dipping sauce -- Blueberry chicken over coconut curried fried rice Also, a very nice Alhambra Reserva 1925 Happy Thursday!

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This is me, holding an advanced copy of EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU DIE PLEASE? You can hold an actual copy of the book if you order it on Amazon THIS TUESDAY!!!

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Available on Amazon this Tuesday!

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Available on Tuesday!

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Leave the gun...

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Today. By mail.

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"[W]ill Phil’s prediction of an early spring come true? To quote the Magic 8 Ball, a popular fortune-telling toy with similar scientific clout to the beloved groundhog: 'Signs point to yes.'” www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/w...

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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf? How about Baby Yoda on a Soda?

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