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Governor Wes Moore should probably consider activating the National Guard to protect his state citizens given that the President of the US and a foreign dictator are disappearing us! Just saying!

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Millennial culture is giving your dog a human name and then naming your firstborn son Scout

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If you are ostensibly a straight male, Gen Z boss in a mini should only evoke one feeling deep down inside of you and it isn’t anger

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lol that SHEIN influencer is gonna get deported

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Aren’t these unconstitutional? lol

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Ok

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This is basically telegraphing to El Salvador to “do the needful” Point of no return incoming

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New Columbia logo was just released

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“I said, we're gonna try to get market down. Right? Trip the Breaker. An old fashioned word, Breaker, but a beautiful term. Circuit."

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lol Trump might actually trip the breaker

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Also total dereliction by the senate which votes on Atkins literally last night lol

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Key issue of the 2020s is that the human brain has not evolved sufficient protections for this many grifters to have constant contact with other people through the video medium. Text slows the brain down and is a barrier to entry for many. Not gonna ever get better lol

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Zoomers talking about getting a job:

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lol

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Were GenX! 🙅‍♂️ We drank from the damn hose 😂 and we love what our president is doing 🫡

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If you’re in university doing some dukbass cultural criticism degree consider writing your thesis on how HBO show runners and writers all discovering Buddhism at the same time is a harbinger of fascism (white Buddhists are fascist no I will not explain)

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WSJ posting like it’s the end times

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This is jarring if you’ve ever done asylum work bc one of the frequent bases for withholding of removal is under CAT. I haven’t seen his order but it’s possible a judge already determined he was at risk of torture in El Salvador!

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Someone get Kai Ryssdal sexy ass to tell me what going on

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lol they they didn’t get Jones Day partner Yaakov Roth to sign this one, homie doesn’t want to fuck up the bag *too* much

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Seems pretty obvious to me that Plank 1 of any Dem Project 2028 is sanctioning El Salvador and arresting Bukele

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