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Baltimore, lawyer, less cute than the dog in my picture.
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Why don't video game companies just publicize release dates like 5 years after the actual expected release date, and then pleasantly surprise everyone when it's only 3 years late

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I wanna go play outside but I can't bc I'm 36 and have a job and frankly I do not support or approve.

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This is respectable rain

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ESPN pundits in a 10 foot deep puddle of tears over Sanders dropping to the fifth round: Teams are just too emotional about him and it's affecting their judgment

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I don't trust anyone drafted after like 2020 who says they grew up wanting to be a Dallas Cowboy like rly why they have been irrelevant for the duration of your natural life

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New linkedin bio dropped

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Lmaooo that jets draft compilation was bruuuutal

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Would you rather have Anthony Edwards or Travis Hunter give you a pep talk?

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I think I like watching the draft bc it's like election night but without consequences. Pundit*pundit*pundit "And Cleveland picks..." Pundit*pundit*pundit

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The crowd at the NFL draft is always so fascinating to me. Like, why would you want to go to that? But then I think, why wouldn't I want to go to that 🤔

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The Go 15 seconds without saying Shadeur and/or Sanders ESPN challenge.

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I can't tell if hinge just has me compatible with women who travel a ton, or travel is just literally the only thing ppl talk about in hinge profiles.

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ESPN - Entertainment and Shadeur Sanders Programming Network #amirite

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Can't sleep so naturally thinking about how the Texas bar has a commercial paper section

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Me to the robot girls when we start doing the Butlerian Jihad

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This weather is dumb

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It's tough to predict where this country will go bc doing so requires thinking about the realistic consequences of certain actions, but doing that means you've already put more thought into the consequences than the ppl engaging in those actions.

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The Studio is the second best Paddington movie

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Worth remembering the president's tariff power is a congressional delegation, Congress could take it away if it wanted. Obv it won't bc that'd require Congress not being dipshits and ppl who aren't dipshits rarely get to enjoy influence in Congress, but they could.

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Oh good having been unemployed since getting laid off last fall I'm sure companies will now be lining up to hire lots of new people to handle the new turbocharged economy things are going gr8

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It just me or are a lot of websites, like, not really working today?

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